free slave labor needed.
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- k0na_an0k
no shit. this is an actual ad for work i happened to stumble across.
INTERN - Art Director/Designer
Description:
Real Work Experience -- Real Slave Labor.That's right! This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience to really work for
free and be the envy of all your friends at the same time. How can it be? Because you will be working in an internal advertising department for a retail chain of adult stores. Our advertising is creative, sexy and
portfolio quality.Send resume, examples and why you want to work for free.
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ok. dickhead. there is a good way of advertising for an intern and then there is your way.
nice. this one takes the cake.
- Bio0
i'll TAKE it!
- AD0
only if they whip me and starve me during the internship, otherwise no way
- Bio0
do you like to be dominated?
do you like to be spanked?
ever had a strap on in your ***?
then THIS JOBS FOR YOU!!
- skonge0
grab your ankles
- plamenski0
Well, I happen to know candidate best suited for this job - ME.
Why? Cos I have the experience: http://www.sextoys.co.uk
Whip!
- loudubs0
this is a job for sub-humans to work for sub-humans, it's the new wack
- joyride0
ILM has unpaid interns. Reason... people looking to get some incredible experience will do it. So if you don't have a job anyway, might as well learn. If they are all that, then it will only benefit you and your future. I wouldn't do it but, for all those kids starting out. Go for it. What do you have to lose?
- plamenski0
Where do I sign/spank?
- k0na_an0k0
no way man... i already sent in my resume.
i told them i can work a whip like know one else and they'd better hire me or i'll strap them into a chair and release a rabbid chinchilla on their genitals in a fetish like way.
i'm a shoe in.
- plamenski0
Why do you tease us like that?
Or you wish to get a spank on the bottom for that.
- kpl0
cool. I'm gonna go grab some descendants of slaves and we're gonna go start a riot on this guy's front porch. anyone wanna come?