pirate jokes
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- taragee
im sorry i forget who loves those pirate jokes but look at this pirate keyboard ;)
- boyintrnet0
heh.
That reminds me anyone seen the pirates of the caribbean, I couldn't see it cause it was Rated Rrrr.
- dsmith70
what do you mean you "couldn't see it cause it was Rated Rrrr." Are you like 10 or something? Some web design child prodigy?
:)
- boyintrnet0
heh, are you kidding me? you did not get the joke? Pirates say Rrrr so... I couldn't see it cause it was rated Rrrr it was just said for the joke. as in RAted Rrrrr as a pirate would say it.
- kpl0
rated Rrrrrr?
that's arrrr-guable.
- evad0
it is i that love the pirate jokes!
yaaarrrrgghh!
thanks matey!!!what's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation (besides a ship)?
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a cAARRRRGGGHH!!!
- 0711830
heheh
Thanks for the thread. This started my Monday off right. Especially the last pirate joke.
- unknown0
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
- unknown0
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
- taragee0
LOL fools!!!!!
- lostnation0
bare with me:
Why do pirates read Playboy?
For the arrrrticles
and...
What are a pirate's fav sock?
anyone?
- unknown0
AARRGLYES!!
- mitsu0
sockarrrrr?
- evad0
what's a pirate's favorite country?
-ARRRgentina
what's a pirate's favorite place to drink?
- a bAAAARRRGGHH
oh these pirate jokes will never get old!
haha!!
- Gorbie0
A Pirate walks into a bar.
The bar tender looks at the Pirate and says,
"Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your croch!"
The Pirate replys,
"AAAAaaaahrrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
- nh0
How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ear pierced?
A buccaneer
(a buck an ear)
in case it lost something in the translation.
- yukon0
what do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedophile?
Rrrrrrr Kelly!
- unknown0
RRR KELLY! AHAARRR HAARRRR HARRR!!
walk the plank me hearties!!
- jpea0
Q: why didn't the pirate go to china?
A: sarrrrs
Q: why did the pirate quit smoking?
A: cause of all the tarrrrr
Q: how does a pirate get to his plunderin' spot?
A: a ship. you expect him to take a car in the water?? geez
- ********0
i had thighs once
- connerd0
yeearrghh..
ya call that an anchor?!