NOoooo!
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- unknown0
"penis fly trap"
"waiter, theres a fly in my penis"
"maggot dick"
"Honey, your flies are down"
- mitsu0
so tapeworms prefer mars bars?
what did they do a pepsi taste test with them?
'excuse me mr. tapeworm... if you have a few spare minutes, we'd like you to participate in our survey. all participants will be elligible for a two week alaskin cruise or a pair of see-doos.'
- ********0
do you think he might have to live his whole life like this...possibly more children can be used this way to release specific insects for specific environmental purposes....
- unknown0
Oh that's about the most horrible thing I've ever read.
I'm having trouble picturing what that must look like, thankfully, that must be a good thing.
- mitsu0
we should all pitch in and get the lad a fly swatter with his name etched on it or somfin.
- TransFatty0
i keep having this image of my head of a porno and then for the money shot flies come out
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- unknown0
or maggots! wretch!!!!
- mitsu0
you know, i think he's a pretty fly guy....
- mitsu0
... something bugs me about him though....
- dstlb0
He should insert a spider, that'd sort the little buggers out.
- Seph0
- unknown0
now I know why the big guy in The Green Mile used to spit out all those flies, he was clearly giving head to the prison staff for favors and they were all suffering the same ailment.
My world has changed.
Awesome Flycials.
- Seph0
yes !
swallow/insert a spider, thats genius ! Quick someone phone the hospital !Or swallow one of those sticky fly strips attached to a piece of string.
- unknown0
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