Pick up lines
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- dpre100
what has been your best?
- mummer_10
"hey baby...wanna go in halves on a bastard?"
- mongo0
nice legs, what time do they open?
- dopepope0
That's funny mongo.
- instantok0
i was never smooth enough to get past "god you're fucking hot" with an alcohol induced slur
- srvollmer0
i may not be the ebst looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you!
- instantok0
"nice shoes wanna fuck"
it never gets old
- unknown0
"Hey do you work for UPS because I caught you checking out my package."
- instantok0
is there a mirror in your pocket..cuz i can see myself in your pants
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you must be tired..you've been running through my mind all day
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have fun
- Gorbie0
I desperately need to procreate.
- Gorbie0
Yo, I got mad laundry you could do, giiiirl!
- Meeklo0
Ever got your poo pushed in?
- Meeklo0
you: Can I have the phone number of your ginecologist?
She: why?
you: So I can suck his fingers
:)
- Gorbie0
:|
- Bio0
the hospital called and asked us for blood donations O and O positive. i wish i had the kind they needed.
i may not like people all that much, but life is far too precious to sit by and let people die.one chick at work said she wasnt gonna give because it made her dizzy. i wanted to scream at her and tell her how much of an awful person she is. how could you NOT give blood to a dieing person because "it makes you dizzy".
- Bio0
sorry. wrong thread. my righteous anger belongs elsewhere.
- ********0
that was definitely the wrong thread Bio
- Mimio0
frat boy pick-up line "Everytime I pump the keg...I think of you"
- Kinjo0
"can i take you out for icecream?"
not really a pickup line i know, but it worked....once.
- Mal0
You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
- unknown0
wanna come back to my place for a tea, coffee or ... *flexing muscles* ... something a little stronger?!