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new guy started at the office today.
he's so up his own arse it makes me sick!
what can i do to make hiom think this place is terrible and make him leave?
- unknown0
rape him
- Hypo0
handbags out.... go file your nails bitch thats pathetic.
- BonSeff0
maybe he'll be cool once he feels comfortable around you. just throw subtle hints that the office is not about egos
- carver0
ask him out....stare at him a lot, wink. frottage, feel his arse that sort of thing. the whole office club in £100, get some kids with hammer shanks to batter him after work, he'll not be in for a fortnight,£100 every month not too bad, that's if he's a right cunt like....forget the hammer shanks, get the butane gas in man. it was all the rage in poland when i was there 10 year ago, just a tip like! daft eh??
- k0na_an0k0
jab out your eyes and stick rusty sporks in your ears. that way you won't have to look at him or hear him anymore.
- lilbabyleg0
ignore his ego. actually, sounds more like you are feeling insecure about your job or status there.
- ChankDiesel0
Who does this guy think he is?
He walks into a new job thinking he's the shit! I he needs knocking down a peg or two.
- vena0
i dunno, i think anyone who isn't hired right now that manages to get hired deserves a bit of ego :)
- bcopeland0
sacrcastic out downs always work tops on ego's! you cannot be a sarcastic person with an ego...it doesn't work, nature won't allow it. so go take the piss out of his hair, clothes, style, designs, accent, teeth...anything, but just little out downs, don't be obvious about it! ;-)
- chulita0
so territorial!
give him some time, and take a chill pill (sorry this always gets ppl riled up)
otherwise, draw a line, push his shoulder, and let the bboy dance/war come to fruition.
- unknown0
give him a chance he's probably nervous. if he's still a twat in 2 weeks... stick some salmon in his drawer and wait for it to rot.
- unknown0
I will go with
- unknown0
I will go with jg, rape him. He will never come back again.
- intoxicated0
The guy is probably excited and nervous about his new (probably hard found) job.
And you're scared and insecure.
- kpl0
vote for rape.
or sodomy. Sodomy is legal in the US now (God Bless Us!). You can perform sodomy in front of him. That should do the trick.
- Bluejam0
Piss on your desk and then stand your chair and show some teeth, "I'm a design tiger and this is my turf. Grrrrr."
Guaranteed he'll never say another word to you.
- gravityroom0
"Sodomy is legal in the US now"
Wonder if anyone has any outstanding sodomy tickets.
- robert0
Damn this is sooo hard to say............ I don't think I can type it.............
Damn it
Vena's Right!
There I Typed it.
- unfittoprint0
Sod, oh my!
get it? GET IT?
*hi hi hi ....etc....
- lilbabyleg0
better to accept him graciously than start a war... if he really is an egomaniac - and it's not you being insecure - he will end up playing himself out... besides sometimes shy people come accross as egotistical you might end up liking the guy.