got ryhmes??
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- asspop0
"my baby's daddy
hittin' that squirt "hahaha lol....goodnight
- Mal0
sweetdrems.
- kpl0
I smoke mc's every day
crack pots like clay
committing lyrical felonies
cos my style's free like OJ
while you're crying like coldplay
yellow muthafuck flee
got you on your knees
like I get lizzie on disney
dizzy like gilespie
these fools tried to test me
but I got freaky
like broads named bambi or chesty
you cannot arrest me
cannot stop the rhyme flows
I know you're confused
you moisturized metrosexualsbattle rhymes. y'all don't know.
- JazX0
Uma axe U dis
Stole ma heart wit a kiss
Don't beat me down
You be da' clown
Whoopin' yo ass
all over townyo yo, werd!
lol-i-pop! Hee, hee ;)
- unknown0
there was a young man from dundee,
who got stung on the leg by a beenah meeen? pimp ass muthafukaz up in this shit... hell yeah
;)
- kpl0
x means nothing
and that is your name
you're just a sucka with hype
like you were lebron james
but you ain't king
stepping to me like you can sing
all the cuties here say
you look like a wingding
little scrub
stop trying to stretch out your little stub
you're garbage
go get with nifty scent in the tub.sorry jazx. got bored, didn't mean to call you out. nothing personal.
- JazX0
Uhhh? ok? hee hee you can rip on me that's the purpose of these anyway. Hee, hee! ;)
- unknown0
get by everyday check the skills I drop
y'all foolz arguing over who ripped or not
get banned every week for the things I say
nazi moderators always getting in my way
I get more booty play than peter north
squirt the man juice girls just love it up north
plus punks are jealous of me cuz I'm skilled in design
even praise my shit behind my back makes me smile
y'all don't know me so fuck what you heard
it's what you're hearing you bitch made herbswhat what
- mrdobolina0
bitch made herbs, hahahahaha
- mitsu0
i'm just a squirell trying to get a nut
- Ladyvipb0
att ni är pimps & players är fortfarande bara fiktivt/
era brudar är fortfarande fula som mitt liv/
ni är bara små lama noviser/
snea för att era farsor säljer smink & kramar poliser
- lemon7140
i need a zantac ock before i blank out into anafalctic shock.
- jimmyjames0
bump*
hilarious
- asspop0
where is your flow jimmy?
- Mal0
- kpl0
what, no one wants to step up?
can I get my crown now?
king of nt. kp. to the lizzle.
- JazX0
straight up corny shit hee he lol ;)
- unknown0
I heard the flowin' you spit
kpl your life is just a fantasy skit
make way when the boss playa enters the stage
take notes when I lyrically kill you like aids
I'm nt's king mate nobody mess with this
I know your pee pee burns when you take a piss
go back to the hole you came from
wait let me bounce you back under the rock you call home
I'm shooting...oh I made you look
better yet I made you cook
you're the maid now homie
clean up, do the dishes and the laundry now phoney
I light a blunt to celebrate you slavery state
bow down and go get me my chocolate cakewhat what
j to the double u
h-town represent
- b34r0
i'm up on nt, bouncin wit da crew,
got designs, rhymes an' code for all'o'u,
45 degrees, arrows, an' all that shit,
makin' sites like 2ad gonna get ripped,
nt aint a place fo' suckas with no design skills,
mofos up in here gots to pay da bills,
hardcoded, branded and 72dpi,
cyberspace aint no place for the clients lies,
make it look corporate them mofos scream,
no muthafucka - this is my design dream,
graduated an' qualified don't tell me how to do it,
mention powerpoint an' your gonna gets tha bullet,
throw up a splash, new design soon,
damn muthafucka - you already doomed,
illegible type and some trademarked hype,
gots a dot com and no navigation,
you ain't neva gonna be tha next praystation,
y'all need a lesson in illustration,
cos its all about power thru communication,
all mac'd up an' loaded wit colour,
and then some say pc's are fo' suckas....lemme hear ya say "n t"
"n t"
raise ya hands ya'll...
- loudubs0
nah, this flow was born under a bad sign and breast fed by electric sheep on a space farm,
in fact, it'll make you collapse like Janet Reno on Xanax,
relax, relax,
your rhyme design is fine,
but mine is like fine wine,
spiked with Viagra
and pours like Niagra Falls,
while you just get pumped through the speaker at the shopping mall,
couldn't get any weaker...