Girl Marries Stray Dog
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- carver
THIS IS SUPERB!!
A nine-year-old girl has married a stray dog in front of more than 100 people in India.
The tribal custom is intended to protect the child from evil, reports the Press Trust of India.
Karnamoni Hasda married the street dog in West Bengal state's Hooghly district.
The Santhal tribe believes a child is in grave danger if their first tooth appears on the upper gum.
A canine marriage is said to be the only way of warding off evil. The child can remarry a human after growing up.
The report says Karnamoni's canine marriage did not take place immediately after her first tooth appeared because her father's financial problems did not allow for a wedding at the time.
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HAHAHA, imagine when the girl 'grows-up', after the dog divorce and that like, telling fellas that she used to be married to a dog, but we got divorced cos he used to shit in the living room and shag visitors legs!! hahahaha, daft eh??
- stewardes0
what about having kids?
- ********0
what about having pups?
- stewardes0
puds /
kips
- ********0
she married a dog AND a goat??
- stewardes0
hmm a goat and a dog...
so she'll get barkin' kids that give milk
- rebooted0
guard kids and fresh milk in the morning....i see nothing wrong with that
i always had a crush on Goldie from Blue peter now I know why
- ********0
it gets weirder.....
not goats but donkeys (of the non-swamp variety..)
- Mimio0
That is the most beautiful thing I've heard all day.
- ********0
I've always thought of myself as a slightly evolved primate/monkey. Can I marry a female ape?
- stewardes0
yes you can, but let me remind you: female apes also have very hairy legs and a whole lot of pubic hair...
- unknown0
why does all these crazy, weird, and idiotic stuff always happen in INDIA? r they like born dumb or something.
hehe....that girl is up for really doggy stuff hehehehe.
- TransFatty0
wicked