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Dilbert Newsletter Quotes
Observant DNRC members continue to send true quotes of Induhviduals. Here are some of the best. --
"They want the site to be designed in such a way that it eludes professionalism."
"We gotta get our soup and nuts together." (Ouch!)
"Deep down, she's shallow."
"If you are left holding the bag, we will fill it."
"He's as slow as malaria."
"He exhumes confidence."
"I describe false symptoms to my doctor to keep him on his toes."
"Is everyone else in the world a moron, or is it just me?"
"I slept like a banshee."
"They're throwing us a blind herring."
"That's putting the chicken before the cart"
"We're going to be doing some manual automation."
"I'd like to be a fish on the wall at that meeting."
"I've been thinking about giving that some thought."
"You have to shoot where the fish are barking."
"It goes in one ear and down his back like a duck's water!"
"You've buttered your bread, now lay in it."
"He's going to Hell and a handkerchief."
"He's not the brightest cookie in the lamp."
"If I had millions of dollars I would go to poor African countries and wash their babies. I would be a mercenary."
"I'm sure he was drunk, he was driving erotically."
- sexypixel0
sorry, double link
- rebooted0
way too funny for this time of day