If money was no object
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- canadian
If money was no object what would be the most outrageous way you would let a crush know that you like him or her?
- kote0
Money cheapens the experience....
buy a nice bottle of wine and take this person to the park. Smile at them, talk to them, and hold thier hand. They will get the point.
- canadian0
I agree however just take it 10 steps further. Pretend. Rent an island for a week? Charter a private plane to?
- rebooted0
donate money to loads of charities to show you are sensitive and caring
- n_m0
tell her you think she's hot.
then with the money, go on holiday for a week to the caribbean with all your mates for seven days of alcohol and hookers.
when you get back, if she is waiting for you, she's the one.
- rebooted0
but if it takes money to impress her she ain't worth it!
unless you have a small penis and can't impress her with it :)
- unknown0
do plastic surgery so i look like her, go to the date and say : see : i can fuck you now ! : i can fuck me : you are me ! so don't fuck with me , you !
get that ?
- n_m0
yeah, what SamDam said
:s
- unknown0
no, better..
I do surgery so i look like her dad.. then i go to the date, ask her :
what are you doing here my silly daughter ?
She 'll be all embarrassed, so she 'll get on her knees and get that job done quickly so daddy stays cool with her..yes.. that's it : imagine shagging her being her dad.. that's great... !
- ouuhh rahhhh u like that don't u
- ouh ouh ouh yes yes yes dad !!
- kote0
fucking disgusting dood.
- nick0
i thought SamDam was cool until his second post........
- k0na_an0k0
i'd hire 3000 hobos to spell out "I love you "insert name here", (by the way, the comma is VERY important to the finished piece) will you marry me?"
then rent a puddle jumper and fly over the words while having barry manelow (sp? i know i screwed that up) sing in the background... most likely in the shitter so we can have some privacy.
--- actually... if all works out i'd take her to wrigley field and have them either announce the proposal over the loudspeakers, post it on the scoreboard, or have the blueangels fly overhead with a couple banners behind. or maybe shoot out some warheads that explode fireworks that spell it out. ; ) wrigley was our first date on a lovely saturday afternoon.
- unknown0
run up to her naked with a huge boner and beg her for sex
- Bluejam0
Pull off a James Bond caper.
Go and purchase several top of the range BMW's, kit out your crew in expensive Armani, shades, ear pieces and replica .45's. They then go kidnap the girl in question cos they think she's some princess or whatever.
They take her to a 'hideout'. You enter the stage, guns blazing (blanks of course), play 'paintball' with your mates...they end playing dead, covered in Ketchup™.
She think's you're a hero.
Walk off in the sunset. Together.
Birds sing.
The End.
- 4cY0
but money is an object...
- unknown0
ahahahha nick
a bit sensitive uhh ?
i'm just joking... u know.. big fat ass stupid jokes.. don't even try to analize who am i or why do i say that or you gonna turn nuts before u know..
peace..
- wadafa0
Whip my cock out and say "This could all be yours...and then some."
- MR_T0
what wadafa said
- kote0
I like the james bond one -
you could pull something like that off, a lot easier. Just talk to her, find out whats going on in her life, and help her with whatever is going on in her life. Hero's come if different packages...
Since it is an object....
- unknown0
yeaah
help her out :
do the wadaf project 8/
- Abby_Someone0
Hire a whore that looks like she could be her twin sister or find one who is close enough and pay to have some plastic surgey done to her and make her even better than the real chick! Heck, with unlimited resources I'd have a whole army of look-a-likes and get them all lobotimized and have them all steralized so you don't have to worry about knocking them up!
If I ever get my evil plan to rule the world off the ground....