bad monday morning ideas
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- kerus
- shaving with generic razors
- drinking really really old OJ
- stretching septum up to 10gis it 530 yet?
- k9kuma0
hung over like i spent my night partying with the hells angels doing coke at biker bars and going out like rico to strip clubs....
though in reality i was all alone and F'ed up.... didnt go to sleep till 4 ......
man am i a mess!!!!!!!
- k0na_an0k0
- splashing scalding hot coffee on face instead of water to help wake up.
- mistake cheese grater for razor and proceed to shave genitals.
- then face.
- brush teeth with toilet brush.
- pour roommates scab collection into bowl thinking it's rice crispies.
now that morning would suck.
- pascii0
awake next to your best friends girlfriend.
*ng*
- rebooted0
waking up next to your best friend - Clive
- onehugeeye0
- waking up
- go to work
- mrdobolina0
taking a bong hit at lunch, which I still may do.
- recpos0
having a hungover cr@p and forgeting to lock the door, reading the stashed copy of readers wives; when the boss happens upon you....
monday monday...
- n_m0
having a hungover "fiddle" and forgeting to lock the door, reading the stashed copy of readers wives; when the boss happens upon you....