Matrix Rejected....
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- Abby_Someone
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"Aaliyah and Gloria Foster...
Neither actress could be reached for comment."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Abby_Someone0
Man, there are some jems in here:
"I had attended a showing of The Matrix in May of 1999 with a lady friend, because we are both big Morgan Freeman fans."
Poor Laurence.
- chubba0
z Z
- Danski0
499 matrix threads on the wall,
They became kitsch and we ebayed them all,
No more matrix threads left on the wall.
- Abby_Someone0
Sorry! I'm sick of all the Matrix threads too but this was so damned fummy I couldn't help myself.
- exador0
even funnier is the fake 1st chapter of the new harry potter book he's posted..
hilarious..
inexpicably, Harry kills his friends, takes up with draco malfoy...
hagrid consoles him on the loss of hermione, letting harry know, that although she was young, she didnt die without knowing the 'touch of a man.....repeatedly'...anyhow, it was hilarious...
for the first paragraph of 3 you're thinking, whoa...this really is the first chapter..
then whammo...
it sure isn't...
too damn funny tho...
almost makes me wanna bring back the harry potter thread..
:)
- zoiks0
"NASA experiments prove that such a velocity would tear a man's genitals off."
HIL -Freakin- larious...
- unknown0
Bullets travel at over 900 feet per second...
It's a science fiction fil for gods sake... he's moaning that the speed of bullets doesn't tally up... but fails to be at all worried that there are loads of people wired up to some weird machines etc... Z z .
- unknown0
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the "john cheese" section is funniest
- Abby_Someone0
Engaged, go back and re-read the whole thing. I think you are missing the whole picture or you coulld just be on of the 91 I.Q. average.
- Abby_Someone0
"I was greeted by some of the most vulgar insults imaginable, until some began throwing objects and one man even knocked my pipe from my hand."
Can't you just imagine what this guy looks like:
Mock turtleneck under a tweed, elbow patched sports coat, wire rim glasses....
- dopepope0
Harry Potter and the jello in a can.
- Mimio0
Harry Potter and the perversely subversive Right-Wing American Christian?
- dopepope0
Harry Potter and the dead actresses that couldn't be reached for comment.
- swollenelbow0
harry potter and the QBN that deleted the huge ass thread that we had of these things.
hahah
- drn0
I like the part about the U.S. Attorney General did not press murder charges against the filmmakers is because the movie was shot in Australia, giving it diplomatic immunity.
what the fuck is that avout
- dopepope0
what was the name of their craft in the Matrix? The 'NizzleFoShizzle'?
- ********0
the Rip-Off Machine
- ********0
hee hee Duke has spoken!
- dopepope0
what was it a rip off of?