what ur boss said today
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- tomas
my said:
Make it look good and some graphic.
- mrdobolina0
does he not understand english?
- unknown0
I am the boss, so watch what you say
- Seph0
My boss said,
"non si pò fumare nell'ufficio"
Oooh arent I clever.
- o0o0
me: "I can't log in to the project, I get error x"
him: "uh, I don't know, sorry"
- tomas0
more like a committee sayin'
yea yea, and make it red with bright lettering, hahaha yea yea.
somethin' simple later they name more than 6 colors...
- k0na_an0k0
boss: 'why did you put this web address on the brochure when we don't have the website up yet? don't you know we just sent this out to 1000 people?'
my 'you told me to last week and my response was "the site isn't live yet" to which you responded "do it anyways" that's why.'
boss: 'oh'
- tomas0
lol
- mitsu0
'can we get this icon in cornflower blue?'
- Jnr_Madison0
Not today but hey...
Boss: "Why is the computer in bits"
Me: "Oh, I was messing with the jumper settings"
Boss: "Wow, you've installed something that lets you control the computer from your clothes?"
Me: "Yeah, sure, whatever".
- Gorbie0
He says... you know that fucking brochure you were werking on til 12:30am last night... The one you finished and the one I'm holding here... the one that looks pretty solid for being created from scratch in less than two fucking days..... the one that pretty much had no chance from the git-go?
yeah.
Gorbie... let's fuck this thing up!
okay.
You know that silly type you used?
Univers?
I don't like that. Lets use something like this: http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/urw…
........uh..
(This just happened 15 minutes ago. I'll be outside smoking if you need me.)
- autonoma0
"Make the photos steal the show."
Same client:
In completely different sections of the site I built for her, there were the colors red, white, and blue (very dark red, white page background, and very light blue - like blue grey).
"Do you see what I see?"
"No... what?"
"I see red, white and blue. I can't have that on my site. I don't want any part of this George Bush shit."
Seriously, I NEVER would have noticed that particular aspect. It was not at all evident and, like I said, the colors were on different pages.
- chubba0
my boss said:
"Check the tits on her with the pigtails..."I said:
"Yes, I would"
- K_Fresh0
Mine said:
"Hey...you get that e-mail about all those changes?"
Damnit.
- skonge0
left his car keys on my desk. i might drop them in the toilet bowl.
- bob0
"You don't want to say that. I am one of those people that might throw something at you"
- jgjh1510
Client likes the clean-corporate look.
How many times have you heard this?
- archinoid0
"its just a click of the button"
"what do we pay you for?"
- sparker0
i'm actually the boss, so here is was a conversation with an employee this morning.
me: "is the server running slow for you, or just me?"
him: "yea, it's taking two minutes to upload 1k..."
me: "lunch, then?"
him: "yea, sure..."
me: "after lunch just don't come back, i'll cover..."
that's why my employees like me.
:)
- sparker0
i'm actually the boss, so here is was a conversation with an employee this morning.
me: "is the server running slow for you, or just me?"
him: "yea, it's taking two minutes to upload 1k..."
me: "lunch, then?"
him: "yea, sure..."
me: "after lunch just don't come back, i'll cover..."
that's why my employees like me.
:)
- IP0
boss said I might be canned come monday! :)