Are you a Digerati?!?
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- k0na_an0k
Actual word:
Digerati: "computer experts: people who have or claim to have a sophisticated expertise in the area of computers, the Internet, and the World Wide Web"
"Not too long ago, computer expertise was considered nerdy. These days, many people strive to be among the digerati."
hmmm... digerati makes nerddum sound less..., nerdy.
- unknown0
hmm, less nerdy, more pompous.
- Bio0
i'd kick their asses.
- kpl0
i'm illuminati.
- Bluejam0
Digerati_1: Oh Darrrling, have you pixel checked the late-test at Yah-who? positively 2AD!
Digerati_2: Not yet, i've been suffering from the 'teh'.
Digerati_1: Gosh, that's so qwerty! Pass me my iPod, i need another download.
- unknown0
HAHAHA!!
Goodness me Bluejam, thats so funny I had to reinstall my ROTFL plugin fwahahaha!
:)
- Gorbie0
Bluejam, you put teh ) in :)
- 4cY0
:,D
@ Bluejam
- lifeinsodium0
haha. i can imagine a whole tv sitcome called Digerati. it can be NT written and produced.
- mitsu0
if i challenged teh digerati, they would surley loose.
;)
- Gorbie0
Totally!
And the characters would all have names like Johnny835. And the show could have subtitles explaining the gratuitous acronym usage!
- Bio0
i'll take a piece of that action saf.
episode one: bluejam walks in (queue laughter) slaps his head and says loudly "Control Zee". (queue hysterical laughter)
Bluejam walks out and then back in with a package in his hand.
k0na bursts in, grabs the package and starts humping it. (queue arousal sounds)
ok guys, take it from there!
- k0na_an0k0
mitsu enters from stage right (queue applause) and proclaims
"hump it's ass seabass"
(hysterical laughter)
- Gorbie0
* Cutting off applause - the scrren turns bright magenta as a ringin tone sounds.
In tightly kerned Aksidenz Grotesk Bold the screen reads. "Technical Difficulty. QBN Loves You."
* The show resumes a minute later and all the character now have different names - but are the same!
- Bio0
k0na exclaims: wow this new scuzzydrive feels great on my new penile processing implants.
(queue laughter)bluejam: give that back you skeert. take your filthy quark loving hands off of my new presssssssious.
mitsu struts over and starts humping the other side of the package (queue farting sounds)
mitsu: look bluejam! we're double jacking.
(queue hysterical laughter and clapping while fart noises continue)
- mitsu0
:o
- Bluejam0
mmuuug mnngu mnddbmmm m!*
*translated: i've just laughed my mouth off!
- Bio0
(as if the show is being stopped, but is really part of the script)
*cut cut CUT!!!* yells an angry looking lifeinsodium.
"when you enter the scene, PLEAASE put a better motion tween and remember... when you are running at 30fps, it takes you 6 seconds of tweening in (as if speaking to a child) and - 6 -seconds - to - tween - out.
c'mon guys, scene take 23..."
*deep intake of breath and audience gasps*
IT'S TODAY'S MAGIC NUMBER!!!!!!
*theme music for the number twenty three starts*
- Bio0
sorry guys, i am way too easily amused.
- Gorbie0
I can't wait for the Dot Com Boom one hour retrospective episode.
We could call it "That Y2K show!"