clacker
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- carver
the bit of skin that hangs from the roof of the mouth, on the cusp of the throat, the thing that shudders when cartoon characters scream, know the thing, the CLACKER, right. well mine grows after administering cider, strongbow, much more so than dry blackthorn, cider relaxes and elongates my clacker, to the extent that it lies on my tongue, inhibiting my speech and making me go the through the motions and shivvers of a spewing session. my clacker is now two times it's original length, and thats after 2 days off the juice!! it's a similar sensation to drinking meths, HOWEVER my clacker doesn't elongate when i smoke my pipe, i have even resorted to smoking large leaved russian caravan tea from anson's deli. sometimes when i wake at nite due to the screaming, my wife(pig!!)has to pull my clacker out of my oesophagus with the blunt handles of her toe nail clippers. i have dreams that the possibilty of choking on my elongated clacker and dying in my sleep next to the wife have now multiplied 5 fold. what can i do?
- BonSeff0
also known as tonsils smarty
you need to stop smoking tea
- J_Treehorn0
epiglottis?
- carver0
hooooohoooooo-the clacker ain't the tonsils ya prick, then that would have to be clackers!! may i suggest the technical name for clacker is UVULA, nowhere near as nice though..bit like 'labia'
- unknown0
fuck I get that after a proper session, it rests on the back of your toungue making you gag!!!
- carver0
cheers monsieur bonnbonn seff, the uvulopalatalpharyngoplasty is maybe what needs to be performed
- Bio0
amputate.
i have a nice lil tool that will take it right off.
pliers.