Visual things with sexy fruits
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- monkchild
Hi! I must say, I really enjoy reading the hotgradstudent - I bought the whole J.D. Sallinger biography a few days ago! I will make more time to read more and write more soon, but we had this really cool advertising guy coming to our college today and he really made me determined about being a creative director and stuff, one that appropriate great art and slap car logos on it (get it?). I'm almost there as I already approprate great writing and slap my name on it! Let's get down to business. Can you think of any visual things (architecture, product design, architecture, graphic design, art, etc.) with a banana or a watermelon in it? I'm thinking Velvet Underground and Warhola! I'm asking because I think it's so amazing how sexual these fruits are. And if the German EU directive about making only straight bananas or the Japanese really put their bets on square watermelons, it wouldn't be so! Let's keep it sexy! And write to me visual things with bananas and watermelons. If they change the shape of these things we'll loose so many visual puns. They're fucking with our lingustic metaphors, too - damn, them agriculture kids!
- kodap0
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- mitsu0
i'll see your '?' and raise you a '!?!?!?!?'.
- Gorbie0
It's a thin line between confusion and anger.
- BonSeff0
i think you are a sexual fruit
- kodap0
"And if the German EU directive about making only straight bananas or the Japanese really put their bets on square watermelons, it wouldn't be so! "...
ok, so what's your problem ?
- kpl0
monkchild, I want to have your baby.
- Gorbie0
lol.
- Gorbie0
lol.
- koolJ0
SOUNDS FUUN BUT THE REAL THING IS BETTER
- monkchild0
Man, all I'm saying is that it is no coincidence that bananas and melons have been the most talked-about when it comes to changing their natural shape! I mean, please! What fruits are better signifiers for our sexes than those? Just call Sarah Lucas, she'll tell you! Or if she really is becoming more and more lesbian, and wont take your call just go to the fucking Tate at Southbank! Yeah, cunts! And like, that funny kid Jung says our phallic stage is between 3-6 years old, and I say in my country we feed kids mad bananas when they're infants and that must have something to do with the phallic stage and bananas being nice cocks, and dildo designers are imitating them! Ya heard?
- sexypixel0
It is true that germany are trying to make all bananas stright because bent ones waste space on shipping. I rememeber reading it somewhere.
But you could still stick a straight banana outa your zipper and get a laugh
- monkchild0
Yes, you could. But the curve of the banana gives it the phallic authenticity that a something straight doesn't have. Of course the cock connotations owe alot to the way you eat it, but there are more straight things than curvy things in the world. Most of them aren't as phallic as the banana.
- unknown0
is it possible to be scared of a thread?
- sexypixel0
haha, David nobbs. Must have one hell of a banana if they call him the cucumber man.
That cucumbers bent
- scarabin0
wtf are you talking about dude
- trobutta0
possibly the greatest thread ever
rock it out
- ********0
fucking pickeys!
