Freddy vs. Jason
- Started
- Last post
- 29 Responses
- piperboytoy0
can't wait, Freddy's gonna rip jason to shreds.
- unknown0
" can't wait, Freddy's gonna rip jason to shreds. "
i beg to differ.
- exador0
i think the plot line is something around jason and freddy fighting over who gets to kill the teens...
the idea being that the usual gang of teens, (this time from elm street) goes to the camp silver lake..or whatever it was called...and jason starts carving em up...
and then freddy's all...
hey bitch...these are MY kids to kill..who the fuck are you..
and jasons all..MWAAAAHH and RARGHHH..and uuuurrehhh
cuz he can't really talk..
and Freddy's all ' bitch, i'm gonna cut you a few new ones..didn't you notice i've got Ginsu's on my fingers?
and jason's all ' i don't care, i'm a dead 8 ft retard killer ...can't wait..this is gonna be a fuckin hoot
- unknown0
its crystal lake vs elm street vs haddonfield. wait, no haddonfield.
but ronny hu said it best...its the four fingers of death vs the machete.
- piperboytoy0
they should hire the cast of Felicity and Dawson's creek and kill them off one by one.
- exador0
yeah piper..
and they should do it all
70's style so we can see katie holmes all bare nekkid :)just a thought..
:)
- mitsu0
OHHH, i like that idea!
- piperboytoy0
yeah and lesbo scenes with Keri russell. and skin that Joshua jackson!
- mitsu0
they should go ahead and throw in jar jar binks for good measure.
...not that his absence in the next movie will save it.