Can you.....?
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- sexypixel
I'm broke and can't go out this weekend. Can you email me some money, some dope and a hooker?
thanks
- lifeinsodium0
bored?
- sexypixel0
very bored. I might watch the Royal Tenenbaums for the 10th time.
sorry for the post. I wish i hadnt done it the second i did it
- lifeinsodium0
haha. thats ok.
i am about to go watch Identity. I hope there are tickets left.
- Bio0
i am going to bed.
i am tired.
i will airmail a freshly salted hooker in the morning.check her anal cavity for the cash. there you will find $10,000 in rolled one dollar bills.
dont ask me how i got it all in there... details are a bit ... sketchy.
- sexypixel0
oh i'll be checking her anal cavity alright!
=)
- Bio0
just ignore her "man parts".
they are non-functioning and were never properly removed.
sweet girl though.
- sexypixel0
i think i'll be doing a return to sender on that one
- Bio0
never look a gift horse in the mouth.
er... never look a gift hooker in the mouth either.
- sexypixel0
never look a gift hooker in the anal cavity either
- Bio0
this last should be true, but it is a hard rule to live by. trust me.
- dopepope0
uhh...whats this about dope, hookers, and cash?
- Bio0
im all sticky now.
damn those vanilla cokes.
damn them to hell.
- Bio0
ok guys, mr. eric is flopping out to sleep for a few hours before i wake up and sleep some more. =)
have a good night/day/whatever.
and remember to always...