This is it - D Day!!
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- Lop
Today's the day we find out who is being made redundant. They are pulling people into the room for a chat. Just waiting for my turn. shitting it!
- Sapphire0
DITA, if you're absolutly sure that you're being redundant-fide..
then do this:
Walk in there, see who's in charge, approach him and grab him by the collar, lift him high, and say to his face up close, "I'll be back."
- jox0
with a swarzenegger accent!!
- Sapphire0
be sure to don a major Austrian accent.
- jox0
WOW
- Sapphire0
haha.. jox beat me to my own post..
- Danski0
Walk in dressed as an umpa-lumpa. It should distract them long enough for you to keep your job.
- Sapphire0
okay... okay... here's another one... its a kicker so listen up:
Strap a dozen packs of TNT to your chest and duct tape an phony alarm clock to it,
It'll DEFINITELY get their attention.. :)
- Sapphire0
it did for Chris Farley in Tommy Boy
- seven70
Where do you work?
Also: Good luck.
- Sapphire0
Dita, whatever you do, just don't do anything stupid... like following my advices.. :)
- Lop0
HURRAY I'M NOW OUT OF WORK......
JOB CENTRE HERE I COME!!
- ********0
are you going to name and shame the company in question?
- seven70
Go on, I'm busting to know...
- Danski0
sorry to hear it dita, more good karma to you
- Sapphire0
Dita, think of this as a rebirth... to a greater, and brighter, more promising future!
- sexypixel0
perks of unemployment:
daytime tv is wonderful
bring your freinds pets for walks while theyre at work
setting your alarm for 7am just so as you can laugh and go back to sleep
pot noddles
did i mention daytime tv
- sexypixel0
they should embed a few astonauts up there for it too.
- Lop0
Do you really want to know who the company is?
do you really?
you've probably never heard of them anyway
well.....
- Sapphire0
wrong post eh?
- Sapphire0
let me guess...
2Advanced?