Steven Seagal
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- Sapphire
Did anyone see this?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/arc…
After watching a few Seagal flicks, I wonder. Why doesn't the guy just go over there a beat the living shits out of those mafia figures, its like he knows so much Kung-fu why worry so much?
- unknown0
............actually Steven does aikido, in a bad way...........
- unknown0
From the American Heritage Dictionary...
Steven Seagal: WORST ACTOR EVER.
- unknown0
..............true..............
- Sapphire0
ya, but he can do a karate chop like no other...
still... why doesn't he just go there and kick some underground-asses??
- unknown0
.......it´s probaly not in the script..........
- Sapphire0
haha
- Sapphire0
he just needs to bust out some of this:
- unknown0
ya, but he can do a karate chop like no other...
Sapphire
(apr 23 03)Errr... What about Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan...? In fact any martial arts actor did/do it much better than him... ;D He's sooooooo ridiculous playing the tough guy :p
- unknown0
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
steven seagal
- Peter0
lol, that's the funniest shit I heard today!
- Sapphire0
Jackie's move is heavily scripted, he can't improvise if he got gangraped in some gay bar..
Bruce Lee can kick Seagals ass anyday... when he's alive though
- unknown0
..........erh; sorry, but Bruce Lee is dead and so is his son.........some day Steven will be too......................
- unformatted0
worst actor agreed.
but he's fucking invincible! the only movie i've ever seen him die or even get a scratch is "executive decision." other movies. just a broken nail or something, that's it.
- Sapphire0
YES! an assassination attempt! *gasp! you're right! ze Zerman's gonna do him!
- Sapphire0
i heard Seagal can't shoot a gun for fuck.
- Sapphire0
he's gonna start his own band.. called the
"POWERSEAGAL 5000"
- unknown0
...............here´s Steven, Bruces and all the other somekindoff-do wannabees asskic*er; they´re gonna cry.............
- unknown0
Kung Pow can handle it
if one can beat a cow one can beat anything
- unknown0
worst actor agreed.
but he's fucking invincible! the only movie i've ever seen him die or even get a scratch is "executive decision." other movies. just a broken nail or something, that's it.
unformatted
(apr 23 03)Executive Decission is the best film he's taken part in. Mainly because of the fact that he had a supporting role and he died (I especially enjoyed that) ;D
- unformatted0
totally agree, i thought it was a decent movie too for the same reason.
his movies just never got me interested in seeing another movie with him in it.