Happy Birthday Biofreak!
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- slinky0
Bio my Bia'tch...
4/22 & 4/23 have gotta be the best days ever!!
yesterday was my show and today is the:
only 6 years behind me dude... come on try and catch up! sucka!
the slinksta'
- Bio0
one of my armpits is shaved. the other is well oiled with long hairs for better... "pump action".
my arousal organs are throbbing with spongy lushnessitude.
oh sweet holy fuck i am going to hell for this. hahahah.
- schjetne0
Up until now I've been saving up money to go visit you in Mississippi, but you just made me change my mind.
I still love you, I'm just a little afraid. I'll FedEx that salted hooker when I get my paycheck.
- Bio0
salted hookers sound good.
FedExed salted hookers sound even better.
actually i just thought about that and i am mildly disgusted wih the idea, but HEY, go ahead anyway!
haha
- ok_static0
this is really really for you fiend.
- timajick0
Happy Birthday Bio
Keep on Freakin on.
- enobrev0
*clink
- schjetne0
Bio, are you at home or work? I want to send you a birthday mp3...
- Bio0
will be at work for hours still to come.
- k0na_an0k0
dude. how old are you and even after snorting 30 lines of coke while banging 30 extremely fat chicks while watching 30 hours of porn with 30 lbs of cake, i'll do it all over again tonight for ya. so how old. please don't say anything over 40. as much of a man as i am.... NO MAN can handle 40 extremely fat chicks.
- schjetne0
Can you listen to mp3's at work? I've got a great song here I just KNOW you will dig.
- Bio0
k0na. i am a whole 24 years old.
so you can take it a bit easier tonight.schjetne, if you can upload it somewhere, i will go to a computer that has speakers and give it a listen.
that or you can email me at my work address:my testicles are now shrieking with nervous excitement.
- dopepope0
Wasn't it your b-day last week? It seems it's your b-day a lot.
Anyway...have a good one Bio.
- Bio0
thanks g-phunk!
i have had a lot of birthdays, but not that recently... and not really all THAT many now that i think of it.
24 birthdays, but it has been almost a whole year since my last one.
- dopepope0
That sounds about right...
- schjetne0
I'll just give yu a little quote just to get you extra excited:
"Sucking dick for extacy
Paid a 7 year old hooker to make out with me"And another one:
"I fucked a little waitress in exchange for snort
My girl's got a dick hanging out of her shorts"Yes you will indeed love this one.
- k0na_an0k0
those aren't personal drunken quotes are they?
- jox0
i was thinking the same thing
- schjetne0
It was a song I made today, based on last nights crazy party :)
- schjetne0
Eric, the song is sent.