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- Bluejam0
I have a feeling this thread has just taken a turn for the worst.
- tymeframe0
what's better than babies in a blender?
- unknown0
why are kittens to cute?
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.DARTH VADER
- tymeframe0
b/c the harder you kick them, the farther they fly
- ********0
why did the hick cross the raod?
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Cause his dick was stuck to the chicken
- mitsu0
found this somewhere:
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop.
I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed:
"Doin Just Fine!"And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
Can I come over to your place after while?
Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"LISTEN, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
- unknown0
Ok, this guy walks into a bar with an eye patch, a peg leg and a steering wheel on his dick. Her orders a drink and sits their for a while. All the patrons are watching and wondering. So finally the bartender asks. Excuse me sir, whats up with the steering wheel on your dick.
The mans says, in his best pirate voice.
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Its driven me nuts.
- unknown0
How do you teach a kid with ADD to design websites????
Wanna play baseball?
- ********0
Oldie:
A bra and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar.
the barman turns to them and says, "Oi, I aint serving you in here"
"Why not?" the Bra asks
"Cause you're off your tits, and your mate looks like he is about to start something"