Party tricks
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- Danski
I can fit my mouth round a pint glass. What can you do to shock, terrify and impress other drunk people?
- unknown0
I can project vomit from my mouth.
- unknown0
make cocktails like tom cruise...
you know all that throwing around shite
- jgrafx0
cover bee gee songs. thanks to classic music lessons (as a singer) i'm able to be male (means with balls, definitive!) and singing 3 octaves higher than my normal voice.
- Sapphire0
spontaneous faggish acts will always surprise anyone, especially relatives.
- sexypixel0
turn my eyelids inside out and wink ;)
- jgrafx0
but what if you're their inheritor? shocking granny?!
- fuckfascists0
-fit my fist in my mouth
--point my upper lip in one direction and my lower lip in the other
-put my fingers down my throat
-touch my foot to my side or boobyay for freakish me ;)
- chilaquil0
i can pass out and sleep in the gutter. i am almost always immune to hangovers.
- sexypixel0
"i am almost always immune to hangovers. "
bastard!
- petzi0
a roll under the table counts?
- jox0
waving with my peepee under a glass table always makes some stupid girl break their neck...
I can't believe I just said that.
- chilaquil0
hey, don't hate me because i'm immune. I can't help it. I do get them once in a great while if I reeeeeeeaaaaally over do it.
jox...
that reminds me of a college roomate who would pull out his nutsack and let it hang through his open zipper. Then he would walk around parties like that and nobody would notice. We took plenty of pictures of him talking to groups of girls with his nutsack hanging out (and they were oblivious to it).
Of course... once in a while they would notice, and that was actually the best part.He had a name for his sack. He called it "fransuelo" ...
- MR_T0
Zippers go from top to bottom right?
So...How did he get his beans above the frank?
- Jnr_Madison0
I've been told I've got my head up my arse, does that count?
- chilaquil0
"Zippers go from top to bottom right?
So...How did he get his beans above the frank? "
It took a little work, but it's not difficult. He would just pull his whole package up and pull his pants down a little. His dick would be above the zipper and his balls sticking out through the open zipper.
You should try it some time...
- unknown0
i put a condom on my head, blow it up through my nose, pause for dramatic effect, then wriggle my ears and it flies off!
- Danski0
that's what i'm talkin' about
- rebooted0
I become incredibly sttractive to all the ladies when i'm drunk....i know they love me and can't get enough of me at a party