fave simpsons quote
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- unknown
mine is either
homer: mmmmmm steamed gentile
or
ralphie: dying tickles
- KArmaPolice0
Mmmmmmmmmm......Floor Pie.
- kpl0
the episode where Ned goes to hollywood:
Ned's kid 1: hey dad, we're movie producers now.
kid 2: and we're jewish!
Ned: Nooooo!
- Louno0
Oh man , there are soooo many , Simpsons is my favorite show for life.
here is one from Ralph : " Me fail English? That’s unpossible "
or
Homer : the classic " Doh ! "
Mr Burns : " Excellent "
oh my , there are so many i cant choose my favorite , lemme think about it , ill get back to ya .
- Louno0
OH yeah that one is awsome , im not sure about the translation as i remember this from the French version of the simpsons , its the episode where MOE gets plastic surgerie to get a new face.
Moe : Aww Im really an ugly person...
Homer : Oh moe , dont say that , havent you been to toronto before ?
- sexypixel0
Homer trying to get information out of Mo by pretending its a freind of his who needs the information
"Mo, I have a freind that has a problem ,"
Mo: whats his name?"
Homer:" uuuhhmmm Jo"
Mo: "Jo who?"
Hommer: "Joey jo joshabaddodo."
- niku0
homer: "...now you can sit around eating can after can of dogfood, until your tears smell like dogfood..."
just a snippet
- unknown0
hahah or
home: "butter that bacon boy...."
bart butters his bacon
homer: "now wrap it around that sausage"
bart: "my heart hurts"
home: "wrap iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" * shaking fist
- sexypixel0
Homer: Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
- unknown0
ralphie: "this tastes like burning"
- Louno0
homer : hmmm the land of chocolate , la la la la la la la la la
- Louno0
in the RadioActive Man movie :
Wolfcastle : as he is being hit by a wave of acid " aaaghh my eyes , the goggles do nothing ! "
And this i think is my best ever , it makes me laugh each time :
Lisa help mr burns start a recycling plant , and burns end up selling it for 120 million dollars , he wants to give 10% to lisa , but lisa refuse because its "dirty money" ... homer collapse to the ground
next thing you know he is at the hospital ,Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad.
Homer: It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that twelve thousand dollars.
Lisa:[nervously] Um, Dad, ten percent of a hundred and twenty
million dollars isn't twelve thousand dollars. It's ...
outside the room, a blue-alert goes off Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
( homer has another hearth attack )
- jpea0
ralphie: "even my boogers are spicy" after he got pepper sprayed by marge.
- Redmond0
Tastes like... burning...
Ralphie is by far my favorite.
- kpl0
Ralphie on tomacco: eew, this tastes just like grandma!
- unknown0
Margde: Tell them, Homer.
Homer: What?
Margde: The truth.
Homer: Oh, yeah, when you´re 18, it´s out.
- Peter0
"purple is a fruit"