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- sexypixel
From viz:
Have all your shits at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.
your top tips....?
- sexypixel0
Strips of bacon make for great skin grafts for pigs!
- 4cY0
if you are a freelancer:
look at the edges along the wall, or under your desk, or drawers....there's tons of food lost there somehwere___
well, you don't need to eat it.
but find a rat.
let it crawl thru your office for a week or two..
then when it's fat enough, roast it, eat it.
positive side effect: clean office!
:)
- sexypixel0
Get a day off work today by accidentally deleteing your clients folder
- sexypixel0
Avoid using the magnifying glass tool by moving your nose closer to the monitor!
- sexypixel0
Avoid spam by throwing your computer into your neighbours garden!
- unformatted0
bring headphones to work so you don't have to listen to annoying ass co-workers!
- sexypixel0
to ad to unformatted's great top tip:
To avoid being asked to do stupid jobs in work, ducktape your phone to your ear and talk to yourself all day long.
- sexypixel0
save $$'s by eating your collegues lunch when theyre not looking
- Peter0
The higher the floor, the thicker the wallets.
- sexypixel0
Hide your dogs bed, then call him and yell at him to get on his bed, and watch the confusion in his little eyes as he tries to please you but cant.
- Peter0
Sexypixel, is that advice for work or pleasure?
- sexypixel0
pleasure, but its hard work
- sexypixel0
get your bosses attention by putting up your hand and shouting "Me, me, me sir me!"
Then ask if you can go for a number 2