posers!!
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- dsmith70
I used to own two gerbils. My mother couldn't afford to get me a computer my freshman year of college so I resorted to some small pets for my dorm room. Before anyone asks, no I didn't shave them and shove them up anyone's butt, and no I never exploded one in a microwave, but I did dress them up in their own fashion outfits and make them walk down a miniature runway
- k0na_an0k0
equally as twisted.
you need help. or... maybe superman.
- BonSeff0
how is he still your client?
is our boss' company still doing work for the client?
i could see the bitching if it was your freelance gig. but if you are designing that shit just to make your boss money, then merrily fix the code and move on.
imho
- dsmith70
its more the frustration with no talent posers getting paid for making crap. I guess I shouldn't get worked up about it but it feels like a slap in the face sometimes.
- k0na_an0k0
yeah a slap in the face it is. on another note, sometimes i'll punch myself in the face to get me worked up to create. once though i knocked myself out and hit my head on my desk. the doctors thought i had brain damage.
haha... yeah... i like stories.
- Bio0
entertaining distraction from work:
when i have to piss really bad, my teeth itch.
never knew this was strange until i told a friend. my teeth itch right now.
- dsmith70
is it possible for teeth top itch? do you mean your gums? What happens when you have to take a crap, do your eyes whistle?
:P
- Bio0
nothing special for the number 2 question.
as for the teeth thing... i dunno how it is possible. it is deep inside my teeth. makes me want to gnash them to stop the itching.
nothing stops it unutil i finally piss. been this way since i can remember.
- dsmith70
bio-- you should be in the guiness book or something.
- mrdobolina0
dsmith, if you'd like I could deploy my remote control alligators on the poser.
- Bio0
remote control alligators with lasers on their heads, bees in their mouths and angry gerbils in their asses. . .
sweet.
- neeko0
you know, i used to think that maybe i needed to be more understanding of the dudes trying to start out, maybe more helpful... but their are a hell of a lot of ungrateful bastards out there, that are really clueless and basically passionless. And so, in conclusion, i say release the alligators.
- lifeinsodium0
its not fair that you are having to fix the guys code. not fair at all.
but i know that i am a student. and the only way i learn is through experience. and i also know that it is people like you who hate on beginners stop me from showing my work here or getting as much help as i'd like to :)
- neeko0
hmmnn,
i dont think this about hating on beginners... in my case its a growing disdain for the crowd that are beginners, think theyre pros, and show a total lack of appreciation for the people that help them along the way, or even inspire them. I feel guilty about my negativity sometimes, but you can only get burned so many times.
- lifeinsodium0
what wrong with a beginner (like me) getting the job? a "professional" (cool dood) designer made an offer and i made an offer. well if get the job why should people be hating on me?
i am not trying defend bad work here. but i know plenty of people who are unhappy when i get some work. my work is not super because i am not a "cool dood" like many folks here. but its not bad either. and its the only way i'll learn.
- lifeinsodium0
damn, ignore the grammar and the missing words in that one.
- Bio0
i was never a beginner.
i always kicked massive ass.
- lifeinsodium0
bio, that is why you are my hero.
- MobyGrape0
Hi, Bridgetown-how have you been?
- Bio0
and you saf, are my hero.
man, AC is havin a hard time right now. having a very hard time staying inthe country for some reason. dont know the details, but it sounds grim.
i dont have any word on that project, but i am thinkin it is not looking so good for either of us. i am not worried for myself though, i just wish i hadnt got your hopes up and i wish that he werent having such shit luck. maybe if everything works out for him, then i can still sling it your way. if not... then i am sorry.