The Mike K Font Merger

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  • unknown

    i just heard the funniest thing from one of the programmers that works here. don't get me wrong, mike k is one hell of a programmer, but this was just ridiculously funny...

    i was telling him about how i use trebuchet ms as a font for pages now and i use arial as the back up just in case the clients machine doesnt have that font installed.

    ie. font face="trebuchet ms",arial

    and he's like ohhhh, is that what thats all about! i always thought....

    *he cuts himself off and says "wait a minute, im not gonna say anything b/c you'll just laugh at me."

    so im like just tell me. and he says "well, i thought the list of fonts you have been putting in your html code merged/morphed the fonts together into some other type of font (arialdana or some type of crazy shit) and i was always wondering why it never looked any different than arial or verdana."

    i have never laughed so hard. so we decided to start working on this technology. morphing true type fonts with a comma!

    The Mike K Font Merger V.1
    Buy your copy today!!

  • unknown0

    you mean that my clients haven't been getting the Verdarialetica font I've been charging them for?

    oh shit.

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    lol

  • unknown0

    once this technology goes into production, we'll be creating Verdarialetica and impacourier's like it aint no thang!