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- unknown
i had some of the dumbest questions and comments come from my clients mouth yesterday...
here are some of them...enjoy:
me: "are you using windows?"
client1: "yes"
me: "what version are you running?"
client1: "internet explorer"me: "did you bring any content in order to put your website together?"
client2: "content, what do you mean?"
me: "well, some kind of literature to put in your website."
client2: "no, but i brought some pictures for you to scan"client2: "i've never been on the internet, but i'd still like to have a website."
client3: "can you make my website with different colored backgrounds for each page?"
me: "umm....i'll see what i can do."hopefully today i get to deal with some more interesting clients.
- unknown0
nice...
- Bio0
could i have extra cheese with that?
- unknown0
clents are ace...
- mitsu0
just refer them to these peeps:
- blindpilot0
i dunno, could be a bit more...
...
...WHIZZY?
- unknown0
whizzy?
- waynepixel0
ya could you also stick a picture of my pets on the home page please.
- Jnr_Madison0
"Do you have any hi-res images?"
"No, is hi-res a company or something?"
"eh...well actually yes but that's not what i mean...".
- Bio0
no shit, someone asked me:
them: "could you print that on a nice matte vinyl?"
me: "ok, but do you still want it laminated?"
them: "yes. ooo, that gloss laminate looks nice. i want that!"
me: "er... so you want this matte vinyl and that gloss laminate?"
them: "yes, please!"
me: "oooooooooo kay."
- unknown0
oh, here's a funny one...
i have this client that does security video surveillance for airplanes, military offices, gov't buildings, and corporate offices...
one of the clip art pieces he brought me for the airplane security page was a picture of the pilots from that movie "Airplane". the clip art showed the two pilots looking back in the cockpit, smiling, while another plane was headed directly for them.
he wanted this piece of clip art on his freakin security website! what a dummy!
- Bio0
haha.
i wonder if he'd ever seen a grown man naked.
- mrdobolina0
hey timmy, did you ever see a grown man naked?
- Bio0
does he like to work out?
- monkeyshine0
client wants "new" identity for his hi-end, organic nuts (almonds, pistachios, etc.). He says to me, oh..we need to encorporate this tagline: "we want our nuts in your mouth".
me: (Im a girl too) uh..wow..uh, well...
him: great, huh? I came up with that in a bar with my buddy.
me: yeah, well..uh..yeah, memorable but do you think that might be offensive to some? And given that the highest percentage of your market are MEN, is this a good idea?
him: but I'm not gay.ooookkaaayyy.
- mrdobolina0
bio we did that airplane gag at the same time.
- Bio0
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
please ask your client to kindly keep his nuts away from my mouth.
i dont respond well in situations like that.
- jpowell0
so what's next monkeyshine? are you really going to use that tag line? or was the guy joking?
- Bio0
haha yea rick. sick minds ride the same train.
oh and monkeyshine, please ask your client if likes the taste of his nuts.
hehe.
- monkeyshine0
sadly, he's not joking. No. I'm not using that tagline but am trying to be diplomatic about it cause he's convinced he's a genius for thinking it up. Im pricing the job very high though...oy.
- mrdobolina0
hey bio, ever been in a turkish prison?