Torn Heart
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- BonSeff0
TORN freakin HEART
ya hurd!
- unknown0
i don`t play harmonica
i play the trombone!!!
- BonSeff0
we are a glam metal band
not a ska band
beat it
- Bio0
we have an opening for bone-a-phone...
*pause*
DOH!
- IRNlun60
i beat it with one hand.
does this count for drummer requirements?
- monkeyshine0
this is such a silly thread...thank you all...I haven't giggled this much since this #$@! started.
ah. :)..just heard that Anesthesia is still alive...reunion tour!!
- monkeyshine0
uh..you need to step back, mr. IRN. Anesthesia is the drummer and she's not really dead and she'll kick your ass with her platform boot.
- Bio0
we thought she spontaneously combusted... but she's back with BOTH arms! well... one regular arm and one grotesquely deformed prosthetic arm with fake tatoos and coin slots... but STILL! 2 ARMS! YAY!
- abizzyman0
I'M GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!!!
***TORN HEARTS REUNITE FOR THE EIGHTH AND FINAL TIME - TOUR DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED***
---- does batboy play any instruments? I just bought a new tamborine. (it's green)
- mayo0
batboy plays me, hehehe--
okay, i'm gonna see if my lunch is ready
- BonSeff0
lobsterboy is down too
- Gorbie0
Dude, that's no brith defect.
That's pure evolution!
- Sapphire0
girl's aren't stupid, we're just misunderstood
- Mal0
- Bio0
"girl's aren't stupid, we're just misunderstood "
sapphire, that is the title track of our 8th album!
- monkeyshine0
Anesthesia will always come back. Bio, you swore you'd never tell about the coin slots. Is nothing sacred?
- mayo0
"girl's aren't stupid, we're just misunderstood "
Tara, monkeyshine and i sing it :)
- Sapphire0
wow, coincidence?
- unknown0
ummm.... 177 post must be something interesting. :)
- abizzyman0
will everyone please grope me again?
