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"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.
"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.
Another soldier added: "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us.
It's more like Portsmouth.":)
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LOL
- unknown0
CNN/Reuters:
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have
swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed
Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming
evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.
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LOL again
- bob0
How about these quotes:
We make war that we may live in peace.
- AristotleA tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.
- Aristotle
- unfittoprint0
LOL (rasko quotes)....
- oculasm0
lol Rasko...wish I could come up with something like that!