you know you are a design geek when...
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- mayo0
hahaha You know you spend too much time on NT when:
your coworker stops to talk to you and when you turn back to your illustrator file, you look for the "Refresh" button to see if anything new happened to it during your conversation.
someone send me home please...
- KingMob0
When your portfolio site doesn't actually feature a portfolio....
- waynepixel0
When you win a pitch for a holiday company and they Tues. to use your design which is wrath 40.000 pounds to the company you work for.
Then the next day they tell you that there design department is moving to the fucking middle of no where and you have to find a another job.
- waynepixel0
...when you catch yourself working on how to vectorize your girlfriends ass............while doing it doggystyl*...............
.happend twice, on different girls.......Like that one, Class
- IRNlun60
when your index finger gets more action than...
uuuhhh your friends index finger.
- protoculture0
when you're looking at an ad and say "I know the firm who designed that!"
- waynepixel0
When your printer decide to play fuck you I am not working today and you have a dead line too meet.
So you take in outside too the back of the garden and smash the fuck out of it with a base ball bat.
And then look up too see all you neighbours looking at you in a very odd way.
- sexypixel0
when your mouse cramp is more painful than your wankers cramp
- lifeinsodium0
when people leave such messages in a thread that you started...
".sounds like you belong in the "you know you are a design geek when..."thread, bro
JagdPanther
(mar 18 03) "=)
- unknown0
.......are u making funof me early in the morning; I´m gonna vectorize your but, homes!!
Make those HTMLcodes scream or mursy!!
- mayo0
you check this thread at night to see if there is anything else you do that someone else mentions
- unknown0
................oh, god I sat up 1½ hours after my girl went to bed, and checked this thread 5 min after waking up... a gekk and I don´t even do webdesign..........arrgghh!!!
- mesmomedia0
don't know if it's been said but, you know you are a design geek when you can swap stories about gettin ripped off by cheap client fucks and stickin it back in their face only to get your money 2 months after your invoice date. save those emails and sign those contracts boys.
and girls.=)
- mesmomedia0
hahah sexy have you heard of the word "amidextrous?" =)
pretty sick!
- chilaquil0
when you dread looking for something in the phonebook because all of the ads are so ugly...
- stuff0
When you're taking a piss in a shit theme bar, and you look at one of their 'special offer' ads and think to yourself "That grid is shit."
- mort0
when you compare yourself unfavourably to your designer heroes and hate everything you do 12 hours after you've done it...
- mort0
when you're walking down the street and you go to right click on objects to get the properties menu (pc)
- reluct0
When you ask people you are talking to on msn to switch TV channel, to see a Marcel Wanders lamp in the editing room behind the news reader.
Hmm why do I only get excited when I see furniture or interior design...?
- unknown0
"Hmm why do I only get excited when I see furniture or interior design...?
reluct, get up, stepout that door and start running. Run I say; ´cause madness is one step away from you an your monitor!!