A joke from hell...
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- cajo
Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Saddam Hussein died and all went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss england, I wanna call england and see how
everybody is doing there....so she called and talked for about 5
minutes...
then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you?The devil goes: five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!? She made him a check and went to sit back on her
chair....Saddam was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call
Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for
about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe?The devil goes: ten million dollars.....
Ten million dollars!!!!!! But he made him a check and went to sit back on
his chair.....George W. Bush was extremely jealous too...he screamed... "I wanna call
United States!I want to see whats going on there, I want to talk to the ministers, to
the
deputee, I wanna talk to everybody"...he called United States and he
talked
for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking.... finally
he put the phone down : 'well, devil, how much do I owe ????The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!
George W.Bush says: ...only one dollar??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell its local!
- steppenwolf0
I wish hell would give me a green card
- cajo0
why is that so bed where you come from??
- steppenwolf0
who wouldnt want to work in the states
- cajo0
me!?!? and maybe some other million. I would like to go there for some workshops, but live there? Hell, no! Maybe some paradise ilsand in the Pacifico Ocean, or maybe Australia. Yeah, Australia would be great!
- steppenwolf0
why does everyone love australia.
I live in the UK and we hate the freaking morons..but atleast they poor good beer
- cajo0
ho I see you are one of those morons, but you born in your majesty land, and that makes you special!! a special moron...
- steppenwolf0
honestly, I just sledged australians to get a rise.
Whats the obession with oz?
- cajo0
Waves, good weather, nice beer, cangurus, and surf lots of surf!! And the people are nice, friendly and crazy!
p.s and its very close to Indonesia, the best spot in the world to surf! :)
- providence0
Steppenwolf have you ever been to Oz?
Because it is really cool, but I know alot of Brits that hate Ausies, especially their accent?
All I have to say is that in Oz there is fun to be had and beautiful women, countrysides, oceans it is a great place.
- cajo0
Amen!
- continuedove0
Oz has got to be my favoutite place in the world...if i could settle anywhere, it'd be there. Great country, great people, incredible scenery.Just wow.
- cajo0
Sarah lets move together to Australia, they do accpet easly couples!! :)
nice website!
- 4cY0
Oz is a great place to move to if you are from the 'rich' west...
they have a horrible unhuman policy towards 'inferior' immigrants...
really horrible...
- cajo0
Like so many other Ocidental countrys!!!
- k0na_an0k0
i ran into this guy once... in oz... he called himself the wizard.
i'm like "hey man, where can i get a drink?"
he told me to follow the yellow brick road.
i'm like "listen asshole, i don't see a brick road, and i don't think anyone in their right mind would make one yellow in the first place."
he's like, "i'm the wonderfull wizard of oz"
it was about that time that i kicked him in the olsen twins and took his wallet.
stupid wizard.
- mrdobolina0
Cajo, ever been to the US?
- providence0
A rufian designer-type?
Although I guess violence is a form of expression of one's emotion.
I once saw an Aborigini homeless guy sitting on a park bench, with his pants down around his ankles and an arc of pee stream from his crotch with a look on his face like a pit bull. That made me wish I had a camera.
- jox0
"kicked him in the olsen twins and took his wallet."
hahahahahaha, that's the best f-ing thing I've heard all week.
Thank you for that!
- cajo0
Well no, and I dont have, unfortanlly US gets into my home from a very diferent ways!! At least I know where it is!! Most of the Americans dont even know where do I live!!
- mrdobolina0
where you from portugal? I know exactly where it is, dont make generalizations about people from a place you have never been, it just makes you look ignorant.