funny things to do....
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- k0na_an0k
while at walmart.
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' SIGNS to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through, in a high pitched voice say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetalposition and scream, "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And a personal favorite:
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "HEY, WE'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
what funny things do you do when...
- frow0
hahahaaa... thanks man.
- fits0
ahhhhh.... yes good ol wal mart. A classic of mine is lighting smoke bombs on random isles.
- mitsu0
i used to ride the bikes around inside walmart, but the employees really didn't appreciate that... somfin about liabilities or somfin'.
- unknown0
ha ha! Good stuff Kona, I'm gonna have to try that condomn one that sounds fun.
:P
- k0na_an0k0
once my friend and i went to walmart to try on roller blades for street hockey. one thing led to another and a violent game of rollerball broke out in the isle. we were IMMEDIATELY removed from the store. it was hysterical. they were "pushing" us out of the store and made us take off the skates in the back lot. as they were pushing us my buddie was going "WEEEEEEEEEE."
god we still laugh about that.
- fits0
another thing you can do is ask an employee how the condoms work and if you can try one on!
- Bio0
hahahaaaaaa. that is great k0na. thanks man! i needed the laugh.
- poopmonkey0
about a month ago after getting good and lit at the applebees in the same plaza some friends and i went over to walmart. We had shopping cart relay races in the store. There were 5 of us, one judge and two teams of two. One person gets in the cart the other person pushes them from one side of the store to the other, then you switch spots and race back. Needless to say the police came, and they made us take off the women's hats and sunglasses before we left.
- mitsu0
take a video camera next time... that would make internet history!
- jpowell0
-hide out in a bathroom stall and wait for a neighbor to plop down in the stall next to you.
-spread peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper and toss it under the stall divider."hey buddy do you think you could take care of that over there. mine's full"
- BlueTree0
Battle Royal with the Nerf toys!
- pr20
Of course the funniest thing is that so many of those tips indicate that they all come from a former/current WalMart emplyee...hehe.
- Gorbie0
Ask them where the Kwanza decorations are.