the best revenge?
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- Marley
When I left my last job I wanted to leave them a little "reminder" of myself behind for them as they had treated me like s**t the whole time I was there.
I eventually decided upon fresh forzen prawns under the (very thin) floorboards beneath my bosses desk for the reason that when they go off - which they do extremely quickly and with great rancid fish smell - they also disintegrate into a pile of unidentifiable mould very quickly too... so by the time the source of the smell has been discovered they are not recognisable so you never get rumbled.
Anyone else got any great ways of getting your own back on nasty colleagues??
- shellie0
hide the poop.
frozen barf slipped through a cracked car window. (i've done that one). it melts pretty quickly and makes for a barfy mess especially on a cloth interior
- unknown0
I have a cache of horses heads in my basement for any such occasion.
- TransFatty0
Leaving a dead sperm whale in someones chimney is the way
- unknown0
i just read that "Leaving dead sperm in someones chimney is the way"
I think I'm twisted.
- robotron3k0
visine eye drops in a creative directors water bottle = hershey squirts...
- k0na_an0k0
i was fired for a job 2 years ago for freelancing.
two weeks later i landed a huge freelancing deal.
bought a boxter with the cash.
about 6 months later after hearing the company went under and everyone was broke i'm driving down the feeway top down and i pull up beside my old boss driving a 'new' beat up oldsmobile. i pull up beside and smile and say "hows YOUR business going?" and speed away.
success is sweet revenge.
- unknown0
One of my old roomates took a dump in the heating vent of the old house we used to rent in college when we were moving out.
We also pulled up the carpet on the stairs going into the basement and packed the area under there with garbage, then tacked the carpet back down.
The landlord was a well known asshole who screwed with his college tenants all over town.
:P
- shellie0
@ pixelfrog
in that case the best thing to do is 'upper deck' it. take a crap in the upper tank of the toilet. after about a da the poop will turn into soup. the bathroom will smell horrible... (and who wants to clean out the upper tank)
everytime you flush more poo water comes down into the bowl. people get all confused like theres something wrong withthe plumbing.. they dont get it.
its really hard to get all the brown water out unless you want to touch poop chunks.
- BlueTree0
Siiiiiiiiiick
- unknown0
ROFL shellie!!! Too funny.
yeah I've heard of that but never attempted this evil but funny as hell deed.
you are a wicked chica! ;)
- blend20
Wow!
I've curiously followed this new phenomenon called shellie hitting nt pv-an like a storm. I've kept my distance, but it seems like this ride is getting wilder and wilder. Go girl!
Oh yeah,
Need to contribute to the cause.
I must admit that I have done my fair share of little pranks through the years. One of the most memorable was filling friend's penbag with fish intestines. We actually started feeling bad about it and confessed, but the dude would not listen. So what happened he found himself in a nasty situation the following monday morning and could only blame it on himself. I'm really sorry Nicholas.
- Wouter0
I got my best revenge by really becoming a millionaire. Now i do laugh at everyone who's made a joke of me.. Word up!
- unknown0
once a jobs been signed off for print, quickly get your hands on the artwork files and put an obscene message in the middle of a ordinary sentence. Works a treat ;P
- k0na_an0k0
is everyone a millionaire here? first mazzy now you?
share the wealth.
- unknown0
I'm not... I reckon the rest are talikng sh*t!!
- k0na_an0k0
no, wouter claimed to be a millionaire.
that's the second person today. mazzy not wouter.
that's it. i'm a billionaire with a 12 incher.
- unknown0
I own a boxter too..
- k0na_an0k0
meaning a dog or a car?
