If I could freeze time I would????
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- unknown
1) Take a dump on Bush's pillow whilst he was sleeping.
2) Rob a Bank.
3) Murder Osama, Saddam, John leslie, Bush and Roy Keane.
- unknown0
... id keep it frozen forever.
- ********0
I'd have to remember to thaw it and use it before the best before date......
- Danski0
Then I'd do it by putting my two forefingers together. And I'd get into hilarious scrapes involving my alien father who talks to me through a little glass cube on my bedside table.
- unknown0
"if I could turn back time...if I could find a way..."
I'd spend a day looking up ladies skirts.
- unknown0
'Out of this world' was a brillaint program... nearly as good as 'step by step' with P. Duffy
- Danski0
It was right up there with "going for gold" on your school sick-day tv agenda
- chook0
go to an england match and cause havoc, stopping time at crucial moments and moving the ball. beckham steps up for a penalty, move the ball a few inches and watch him slice it towards the corner flag.
beautiful.
- mitsu0
"Then I'd do it by putting my two forefingers together. And I'd get into hilarious scrapes involving my alien father who talks to me through a little glass cube on my bedside table."
ha! i wonder how many ppl remember that gem.
- mrdobolina0
I remember it, but cant remember the name of that show.
- chug0
if I could freeze time i'd do something involving certain teachers, vice principals, pants, and gravity .... maybe throw in an assembly, too ... that'd be gold
- petzi0
wonder what is under cameron diaz' shirt...
- ********0
ok , you make no sense and you will still be convicted of murder?
- safe0
petzi; my hands.
- ********0
silicon jelly I think?
- drqshadow0
I'd just move people around, so they run into walls and stuff. And giggle like a little dunce.
It'd be fun to clear out the boss's office while he's inside.