i feel like a total asshole
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- shellie0
@mal. its not so bad. its actually a good habbit to start with your cats. showers once a week or two.. or even once a month. theyre very clean animals but still... they walk around in circles in a sand box willed with piss and poo and then they wanna play patty cake on your face. but mostly i do it cos thats the only way i can live withthem. im allergic to cat dander.
- shellie0
@Letter_F
lax yo. we're cool. foooorget about it.
- Mal0
haha that is some great advice I'll ask the GF to help me if she ever get's a break from work.
cheers shellie and yes you are a little weird but that's a good thing.
- shellie0
@mal
it'll be hard the first couple of times. they'll learn to relax. it's kind of a two person effort though. i have to hold her (legs mostly) and my boyfriend washes her.but my cats are declawed. so i dont have to worry about front claws.
you can also try putting a towel draped over your shoulder and front and hold themagainst your stomach. so if they scratch they dont get direct skin contact.
if you have a glass or sliding door to your shower and a removable shower head thing that helps. cos then you dont have to hold them you can just kinda let them down on the shower floor and shoot.
I used to wash my cat emma by myself though. he was used to it as a kitten and didnt put up much of a fight. he actually cried when i took him out of the water.
if you cant do that, you can get baby whipes made for cats at the pet store.. give em a good butt whipe and keep the paws clean.. so they dont spread sickness around the house.
im weird
- The_Letter_F0
shit, seriously, i feel like an asshole now.
im sorry about spazzing out.
i was wrong. you were right. im an idiot, you're a genius. you're attractive, im not very good looking...
etc.
etc.
etc.
- The_Letter_F0
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK...OK LISTEN!
WE'RE COOL OK!?
i didnt see that last post.
- The_Letter_F0
which is why i said:
"hey, its cool. i understand where you are coming from. you don't know me, i don't know you. it was rude for me to ask."
looks like YOU'RE the one that can't read, sista.
you got a bad attitude ya know? you jumped all down my goddamn throat like i was sending you harrassing email for months at a time. i'm not looking to get any work of the internet either, sista. if you thought i was a freak...then DON'T REPLY! i wouldnt have emailed you again. the ONLY reason i did email you was b/c i did reply to one of your posts thru NT. i figured you over looked it and instead of posting a huge thread saying "SHELLIE, DO YOU HAVE ANY PICS?" and embarrass us both, i did it discreetly via email. i admit...it was wrong of me and i should have at least identified myself, but your email was absolutely rude.
"i hope you're not from NT"
whats that supposed to mean? you got a chip on your shoulder and already throwing yourself around here thinking you're all that and a bag of lays. well missy, i don't eat chips.
- Mal0
On a serious note, how the hell does one shwer a cat without being mauled half to death.
C'mon shellie, your the expert and my Yoshi stinks.
- Mal0
indeed!
- shellie0
i'll go ahead and retact my post since you retracted yours.
its all good. :*
We're all cyber bros here.
- shellie0
You don't think its weird to get a random email from someone not saying who you are and where from? you sent me a one liner saying "send me some pictures of yourself you're cute"
I'm supposed to respond to that? yeah sure bro let me send you a whole bunch of pictures. how about some n00dz.
I've never talked to you before or seen you reply t anything I've ever written. so don't be upset. I'd recognize an email from mal
I'm not teasing anyone. I cant talk to someone to the opposite sex and even be nice to them without trying to get all up in their pants. No frontin' going on here toots. I'm just being real.
btw, i just posted that I'm not single when mal posted about there being romance in the air. (but i lied on my moc profile. I'm not married, yet)
NAR
- Mal0
twas indeed a fart!
- The_Letter_F0
well...foot in mouth. let me retract my statement since you cleared that up.
- The_Letter_F0
"you seem cute. i dig. "
umm...you just emailed me and pretty much told me off b/c i inquired if you had any pics yourself b/c i said you were cute.
you replied:
"who are you. no i do not. dont ask again. i hope your not from NTif you found my email address from MOC, you probably cant read. I clearly
stated in my profile that im married.-Shellie"
hey, its cool. i understand where you are coming from. you don't know me, i don't know you. it was rude for me to ask. but don't front on these other guys here. no one likes a tease.
- shellie0
im not single boys. but i like making friends.
there's no romance doin on here ;). but i know i cutie when i sees one.
- Gorbie0
I'm sorry it got trapped in my pants as I walked in.
Shellie...
Save it as a Word 6.0/95 if you are on Mac. Works for me.
- Mal0
I smell romance in the air.......
either that or someone farted.
- k0na_an0k0
sweet.
- shellie0
you seem cute. i dig.
- robotron3k0
sorry of the subject... chilaquil, i'm looking for mexican hip-hop, do you reccomend any???