Mans best friend?
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- Mamafish
I have a dog...it shit throughout the house this morning.....mans best friend...I think not!
We should change it to ...
Beer, a mans best friend.Any other Ideas?
- PeterNorf0
Beat it and throw it in a cage.
- Tattie0
You'd look daft taking a pint glass for a walk though...
- PeterNorf0
Shove his nose in it so it sticks in his nostrals and he has to smell it all night long in his cold dark cage.
- Sapphire0
Speak for yourself "Man"
I call them
"Womans best friend... after your ex ran short on money and has to leave"
- Mamafish0
Cage... rubbin its nose in its own excriment..are you people sick ...The god almighty kick up it's arse was enough warning...it won't be doin any shitting today..
Clean shoes...a mans best friend
- DRHOOK0
Use super glue on the mutt, he won't give you that problem again. I did this with my cat, Super glued up its sphincter, it didn't shit about the house ever again.
- ok_static0
Your brain is your best friend, but don't lock "him" in the cage.
- DRHOOK0
OR RUB IT'S NOSE IN YER SHIT
- ********0
vagina
- DRHOOK0
Rub its nose in a vagina, bad dog
- Seph0
What happended to sanity? Take it for a walk before you go to work.
- DRHOOK0
Where's the fun in that
- ********0
at the risk of sounding obvious have you considered getting it a colostomy?? That way it's shit is pre bagged and ready to bin!
- Seph0
Then you can rub its nose in other dogs shit.
- Seph0
I cant beleive you lot have reduced me to talking such nonsense.
- unknown0
I just contacted the ASPCA and reported this thread to the appropriate authorities.
Have a nice day. =o)
- DRHOOK0
Friday, a mans best friend.
Man Friday. Robinson Cruisue's best friend.
- ********0
i better not post here_
- ********0
i did__
sorry
- Gorbie0
His Beagle