good client story....
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- k0na_an0k
for a good laugh.
- i was contracted to do 5 images for a brochure early last week. oh, with his 'creative talent' he's going to design the brochure and i'm to put the images in the brochure.
- the client is a fucking moron to start. (go figure)
- they do 3D wireframe and skin models of cars, planes, etc. and wind tunnel test them via computer.
joke #1) they want me to re-create 3D models with photoshop mimicking their technology. i say "you want me to re-create this 3D technology with a 2D medium?" he says "yeah, is that hard?" i laugh and tell him it's way beyond hard.
joke #2) i sent them the low res images i was going to use early last week... i'm still working from the low res images. they haven't purchased the high res yet.
joke #3) they want to see my concepts by tomorrow.
joke #4) he just called me this morning and says "i was looking around comstock and found a couple new images i want to use instead. it won't be hard to just copy and paste what you've already done onto these right?!?"
joke #5) he was serious.
joke #6) i'm serious.
- shoot me.
- Danski0
joke #7, and most tragic of all : none of us doubts it for a second
- mvb0
Every time he asks a dumb question give him demerit. Every three demerits bump your rate up 5 bucks.
Either he learns or you make more money off his stupidity.
- mitsu0
dial 1-800-SEA-BASS
- petzi0
hope you have some beer in the frigo
- k0na_an0k0
well.... see i have a full time gig that i'm pretty busy at as well, so most likely i'll be pulling an all nighter tonight to finish up for tomorrow.
fuck.
- petzi0
damn. i learned from "mallrats" that there is a special way to handshake...
:-)
- 4cY0
gotta love clients.
:)