WWIII scenario
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- chook
having a discussion in the office here.
what would happen...
who would side with who?
bit of a gnarly topic, however...
discuss.
- Mamafish0
The French have surrendered already
- chopsticks0
I think the sides are pretty clear cut with a neat east west divide.
However, the key players are china and russia. Will china back n.korea and where would that leave the ruskies?
- Tattie0
Mankind will be wiped off the face of the earth except for George Bush and Saddam Hussein. Whereupon they will breed and spawn a race of super stupid giant cockroaches with moustaches.
- Mamafish0
The Swiss army will triumph because they have those little knives..ideal for removing small stones from horses hoofs ...and nobody knows where switzerland is...and they have a flag that resemble the red cross logo...
- stimuli0
The Hare Krishnas have the world's fourth largest army (according to Bill Hicks). I still wouldn't side with those fuckers.
- licked0
I'll be held up at home with windows boarded up and Agood supply of food, drugs and porn, watching it all on TV...
- reluct0
Hmm read Orson Welles 1984. It perfectly explaines why we need war and how you control the masses.
Newspeak and big brother are present more than ever.
- unfittoprint0
1984 was written by George Orwell and it shows the lost of humanity in a totalitian/militay controlled society. But it also show that the human spirit is impossible to tame.
- reluct0
LOL Sorry about that. The part of my brain that stores names was defected at birth. Still a great book though :) (Which I did read! hahaha)
- Blofeldt0
Didn't everyone drink Gin in 1984 as well?
- chook0
mmmmmmm...
giiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn.....
- IRNlun60
I like Einsteins quote.
"I'm not sure what WW3 will look like. But WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones."
- k0na_an0k0
first we send over the a-team to infiltrate saddams fortress. then que the music and a short fight scene breaks out. b.a. throws around a few guys and whalla. wars over. and even if things get a little hairy we can send in john rambo.
- CL0
while i would not underestimate the ass-kicking holy ghost channeling skills of Mr. T....as stated sometime earlier, Charles Manson was practically groomed for his leadership skills in the last war of this or any other century. Just give the man one hundred yellow school buses, a cavalry uniform, a couple of thousand super soakers filled with Republican grade LSD and watch the magic happen
