Designer's Phases
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Phase 1: You suck, everything you design ends up looking generic and sophomoric.
- mitsu0
Phase 2: You still suck, everything you design ends up looking generic and sophomoric with a touch of whored out 45 degree angles and pixel fonts and a few crests to boot. but your a part of the NT community so you get some respect, nonetheless.
- evil_pupil0
phase 2 : go buy some Books over at WWFT to know what real design is all about
- slim0
Phase 2.5 I know I suck -- pass the beer nuts
- CycAz0
Phase 3:
You get bitch-slapped by me.
- kpl0
Phase 4: You realize you suck, so everything you design ends up looking phallic and homoerotic.
- kpl0
- matt250
phase 2: you get your first job and are all psyched to be a creative god. Then you learn no ones cares or appreciates you creativity at work
- unformatted0
phase 3: go to maximonline.com to get some inspiration
- kpl0
boy, you people know how to count?
- CAJTBr0
Phase 5: you realise your work has lost the innocence of those early generic, sophomoric pieces, and in an inescapable spiral of disillusionment, you leave the industry to pursue money and younger women.
- mitsu0
another right-brain-ism
- kpl0
Phase 6: You get the clap.
- mitsu0
Phase 7: you make it as a QBN Broadcast Editor and post links in NTB and start war threads in PV-AN under various aliases... and ban yourself for once once in a while for fun.
- ********0
Phase 8: After boosting about your new creative genius, someone on NT finds are site that looks VERY similar to yours. You are called RIP and Banned from NT.
- ********0
Phase 9:
You make another alias and fight the haters and get banned again.
- ********0
Phase 10:
You are lying at home naked with your cat, been drinking 2nd bottle of Chivas.
- matt250
phase 86: you get sick of it all and blow your brains out
- ********0
Phase 11:
You get a brillient idea from your talking cat. You try to get up to your computer but since you are too drunk, you fall and crack yuor head open. Your freaked out GF comes home and calls 911.
- ********0
Phase 12:
Waking up from a coma, you are attended by a psy doctor, wondering why you were naked with your cat and drunk.During this conversation, you realize you still have to come up with the brillient idea. And yuo remember that your cat telling you about it BUT you cant remember cause of the 3 month coma.
You also found out that yuor GF has left you for your cat. You are fucked.
- ********0
Phase 20:
As you are lying in yuor hospital bed subbing, a REAL brillient idea comes to your head.You get up and run around the hospital naked screaming.
You are tackled by the hospital staff and goes back in to coma.