Where's the DUCK thread gone?
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- gimpster
I was reading the DUCK..NO BEAK!! thread and then it vanished? What's that all about???
The transcript of the first message from burningspear is below:
DUCK..NO BEAK!!
i was out for a walk with my wheelchair bound friend and her other friend who has legs, and we happened upon a rather unsightly freak of nature, a duck with no beak...a beakless duck! we began to discuss at great lengths as to how the unfortunate duck may have misplaced it..was it snapped off by a child or shot off, bitten off by a log chasing dog, pulled off by a pike(the freshwater shark), was it hooked in fishing line or was it smashed by a brick falling from the condemned bridge 25 meters up stream. however we proceeded to throw bread at the beakless duck to see if it could still initiate predator prey activityas it would occur under normal wildlife conditions, for a full 2 and ahlf hours the beakless duck tried in vain to eat our bread, however it could only manage to nudge the bread into the slipstream of the other more assertful ducks with pristine and shiny beaks. just when we thought things couldn't get any funnier, along floats a duck with a wing missing!!! to make matters even worse, when we stopped at the petrol station to buy more bread we saw a dog with three legs, we couldn't help laughing, we laughed so much we were escorted from the forecourt and the owner of the 3 legged dog took umbridge and punched my wheelchair bound friend in the face. we both had to agree it was one of the funniest sundays we have had in a long time!!!
- petzi0
it's NTs new anti-caps policy.what can i say, use small letters...
- Tattie0
Yep!
Wondered if, or rather when they'd pull it!
- unknown0
anti-caps policy??
that's sooo capsist
- jevad0
I think it's pretty silly if you ask me. They will be asking for no punctuation soon....
- Tattie0
Maybe they're anti-capitalists.
Ho-hum!
- lnu0
Still a funny story.
I saw a dog on TV once that had only two legs: one front and one rear leg. He could run like the wind but when he stopped running he tipped over.This is also pretty cooky:
- Mal0