Spiderman v Hulk
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- Mamafish0
If, say, Peter Parker hadn't been bitten by a radio-active spider and say instead he was bitten by a radio-active mouse, what kind of super powers do you think he would have.
Crime fighter-not he'd be too busy stuffing his chubby little mouse cheeks with cheese.
- angelus350
Mice can bite pretty hard..
- Mamafish0
And they play havoc with the skirting boards...Peter Parker size mouse holes...tom will never sleep again
- TransFatty0
fuck this :
AQUA MAN 0wnZ
- Tattie0
Catwoman would whip his ass. And mine. Yes please, thank you very much.
- Tattie0
Man from Atlantis. Now there's a man. The webbed wonder.
- Mamafish0
There should be modern superhoes instead of all these outdated sixties super heroes.
1) Femidom man-
he fuck you up good2)Veggiewoman lovely pair oh parsnips
3)Mr Mashif Bagheera, He owns our local corner shop, he's nice he sells half price crisps on a Friday-super hereo
- mitsu0
a REAL hero:
- Mamafish0
It's gay permboy..suckin someone off isn't a superpower
- Uncle_Moe0
Aquaman underoos are for bed-wetters.
Anyway, it's all about Daredevil for me. But curse that ridiculous Ben Afflicted! Terrible casting call on that one. Should have gone for Rutger Hauer.
- k0na_an0k0
the rabbid chinchilla warrior god was my favorite. boy could he foam.
- wo0
What about cyclops?
You gotta watch out for the man with one eye, he will fuck you every time.
- chinaman0
if spidey can talk the hulk out of getting angry and pretend to be his friend and then once hes all nice and comfortable smack the shit out of him with some really sharp knuckle dusters, wrap him up in some web and leave him to starve in the attic.
- mikeim0
remember when spidey and hulk teamed up to fight the sinister six. that series was cool.
- unknown0
CBG walks along the road reading a comic book
CBG: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills,
you're from two different worlds.(CBG sees missile approaching)
CBG: Oh, I've wasted my life.
- Catalyst780
gambit would tear all to shreads!
kinetic cards would rock hulks world.Or perhaps jean grey would kick some ass too (<---that was a joke)
SPIDEY
---MJE
- CL0
i'll roast they assets:
- mitsu0
then:
now:
yikes!
- angelus350
COON man..
Part man... Part coon...
Special Powers:
- See in the dark
- Eat garbageThat's all.....
- CL0
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