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- unknown
how do i ask out bird that makes me hornay?
- jox0
"hey there, you can have a peek at my cord if you allow it in your beaver pit"
- unknown0
no im trin to pull this bird not put her off. word
- jox0
trust me, works all the time!
tell the bird you got a sweet-ish friend.
- unknown0
reackon it il work? she smells so clean?
- jox0
of course it'll work.
If it's not, another good pick-up line (if you haven't blown it alredy) would be:
"So... have you met godzilla yet?"
ok that's really lame, but it doesn't matter becuase the first one *do* work.
- unknown0
are you saying my nobs green?
godsuki... not godzooki
- sherman0
tell her to come over and watch your new tv
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA…
- WildPony0
walk up to her with a quarter and say:
"If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"