Landlord from hell
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- slinka
who has one?
I mean the kind who fix nothing - come in illegally when you're not there for no reason. Oh and vacuum out the smoke alarms that have never worked so that now they go off every 5 minutes if the temparature changes a few degrees.....which is pretty pointless considering the clown has paper/paint and other flammable shit stacked up against the walls from floor to ceiling in the basement.........its time to move..
- le_freak0
have one. moving in March.
- slinky0
All landlords are from hell...
Take your money and buy your own place. Become your own landlord from hell. I am looking to get out of renting this year,
says slinky to slinka
- latinlyngo0
huh. you got it easy bro. my landlord lives two floors up, his senile mother lives above me and she does not sleep, shower, whipe, or leave at all. she leaves the sink on and floods our bathroom at least twice a month. he's so fat and nasty that the firechief had to come and force him to clean his mom's appartment because it was unlivable. so the next day, there are 30 or 40 full garbage bags in the street. no poor suckers dared to pick through. that's brooklyn, and it don't get any betta.
- unknown0
did have one.. moved twice since. Went with a letting agent and it was sooooo much better than a private landord. If anyhthing fuct up, they'd actually get fixed!
- slinka0
Ouch...sounds crappo...my landlord lives above as well with his fucking herd of elephants, he fossicks through our garbage (so to stop that I left a fresh turd in bag), stole our mail....I could go on forever about this cunt.
Yes will never rent private again..and better yet as slinky says as soon as some more cash comes its time to buy so this crap just stops
- A020
I have an awesome landlord. Probably the best I've ever had. I learned years ago that a good landlord is priceless when apartment searching.
- Biofreak0
MY LANDLADY IS MORMON.
and if that doesnt say it all...
- kerus0
if you dont mind renting, just find a nice condo. at least youre investing money that you will at least get back partially, if not completely (rent vs. mortgage)
- jox0
Luckily I own, but I had a landlord once, who seemed to love getting visits from Jehovah's witnesses, which means he always let them in at 8 in the morning. "Good morning mister, how are you today.. what relation do you have to god?" *SLAM*
- Biofreak0
*open and reSLAM* just for good measure.
- unknown0
whenever a witness calls on my door I simply say, "sorry, I'm just not interested in a religion who's followers would see their chldren die rather than provide them with a simple transfusion' - gets them every time, especially when their with their kids.
- Danski0
Never met my landlord, I go through an agency. They fix things on time, and I pay an extra tenner a month on my rent for the privelige of never having to talk to the owners.
Ideal.
- unknown0
when I was at college my landlord was Steve McFadden - yes, Phil from EastEnders.. met him a couple of times, saw him once out in a club, he wasn't too impressed as I drunkenly insisted that he should come round and fix our TV. And let me tell you - his ma is a bitch.
- unknown0
landlord told me friend that she can't go surfing. eh? what does that have to do with anything? landlord says - if you swim, you only do that about once a week, but those surfers, they go everyday... i guess they don't want to wear out the sidewalk...
- unknown0
you have waves in your house? cool.