Smell Trouble???
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- Tattie
If you can smell trouble coming... what does it smell like?
- jox0
my ex
- Biofreak0
taint.
- Kernit0
it smells of burnt almonds...
- Jnr_Madison0
Bananas
- stretch1160
calibrate it to the level of fart gas you accumulate in your wonder pants?
- Tattie0
Wonder if Saddam smells it?
- Uncle_Moe0
The odor of trouble is determined by the kind of trouble you're in.
For example, if you're in trouble:with the cops: bacon
with your parents: a whiff of pot, with an assertive alcoholic tang
trying to leap over the 8ft wall in a neighbor's back yard: angry rottweiler
because you've just drunk from the tap in Puerta Vallarta: sewage and cotton
because you're too pissed and got grabby at a club: steriod enhanced bouncer and too much Drakkar Noir.
- Tattie0
Olde Spice.
- mitsu0
hounds...
hounds with beez shooting out of their mouths!
- Bluejam0
sulphur with a hint of vanilla essence...
- Vinney20
BUSH.
(both)
- ********0
High Kairate
- stretch1160
any dodgey aftershave produced from a dark brown suit case, followed by a cockney accent (no offence londoners), usually means your about see trouble!
- k0na_an0k0
poo. most likely from sh-tting my pants with fear from the trouble i'm in.
- Tattie0
Could smell like the dog in the main picture window. It looks like its haing a crap on the blokes foot.
- WAG0
it smells like Dawn Hulley's pants as I run around her bedroom with them on my head pretending to be a chicken
- Tattie0
Thought that was fish?
- Tattie0
Could be the turtle this morning!!!
- WAG0
A shit so big it wouldnae let me in the freakin toilet. How big is that guys arse hole