tooth brushing habits
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- unknown
when i was brushing my teeth the other day, i stopped midstroke to observe my surroundings, in fact, observe the physical stance i was adopting while brushing!! my left heel was raised slightly off the ground, maybe 5cm, my pelvis or hip region was slightly swayed to the left and my left hand was under my boxer shorts, scratching and slapping my left buttock. may i suggest the rest of the panel take a good look at themselves while partaking in such pursuits as dental hygiene.
- Nairn0
I do my morning stretches and ..um.. squats, when I'm brushing my teeth. seriously.
And I always.. ALWAYS start brushing my top right teeth om the inside first. 'i don't know why'.
I also mix'n'match my toothpastes - Euthymol in the morning, herbal in the evening, and Colgate total whenever I've been out.
Exciting, huh?
- unknown0
fuck man thats anal
- unknown0
anal??...in the same discussion as dental hygiene habits...
- quik0
my girlfriend brushes her theeth three times a day, and boy o boy it shits me.. before breakfast, after breakfast and before bed.
- Nairn0
No, you don't understand - mixing toothpastes really is the way forward. Occasionally I treat myself to some kids' strawberry paste - and that mixes REAL nice iwth te Euthymol.. mmm mm.
Fact is, minty toothpaste makes me want o throw-up every morning, and I get bored shitless, standing listless staring at myself.. it's time to fill, y'ken?
- Blofeldt0
If i'm not thinking when i go in my bathroom i automatically start brushing my teeth.
Hmmm.As for stance. Kind of leaning forward.
- Vinney20
In the shower for me.
Yes, brushing teeth.
Saves time.
I'm gonna look out for kiddies strawberry paste Nairn. I like people that try weird shit. Break the routine though I feel. Mix & match totally.
- unknown0
I think I probabally just scratch my balls
- unknown0
ever tried pissing while brushing your teeth? messy stuff. doesn't save much time either.
- Vinney20
No what you mean Rasko. Shitting works though if you have a convinient sink. I like to get payed for dumping though.
- petzi0
i have this automatic toothbrish. i stand there, and look stupid in the mirror. i tried once to piss and brush - had to clean the toilet after.
- unknown0
I often multitask in the bathroom, shitting and brushing is fine, peeing at the same time can be messy
- sp0
he. funny, i always start on the lower left inside. always.
never understood why. and some dentists actually suggest using different toothpastes and different brushes.
i brush 3-4 times a day depending on what i've been doing.
morning, after lunch, if it's been a particularly snacky/soda type of day at work then right when i get home from the office and then bedtime.
'a healthy mouth is a happy mouth'
except i bit my tongue this morning and now i sound all lispy and it fucking hurts.
:)
- mbr0
Always the front to get the coffee off (I brush 5-6 times a day). Back left, then back right.
Careful, though, it is easy to become too 'enthusiastic' and brush too hard too much. Last visit to the dentist says I am brushing too hard and may brush away my gums! Ugh! Not much worse than exposing your roots (or so I hear).
- frow0
Not fooling anyone, Kezza. We know you don't brush those pearly yellows.
- nosaj0
I've been flossing in bed while watching a little pre sleep television. It's taken me years to get flossing into a ritual, but I think I can do it consistantly this way. My gums have never felt better.
- Tattie0
I always spit... never swallow. makes me gag!!!
- Vinney20
Oh no not KK's teeth again.
- ********0
I do this when I take shits
- pinkfloyd0
Why are bumping threads from a decade ago?