Stupid People
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- ********0
nothing to do with clients, but...
just yesterday ..
seeing as though it is winter,
it is very cold. i left a "to go"
cup of root beer or coke half
full in my car. silly me, then
brings his laptop bag to work
in the morning... on my way in
i grabbed the cup, and put it in
my bag, (as my hands were full
carrying stuff in to the office).4 hours later, brilliant me then
realizes he forgot about the cup.To make a long story short,
my machine will not boot up!moral of the story:..?
never leave a cup, full of frozen
coke to slowly thaw all over
your gear?
- paulrand0
When my father was a painting instructor he had a student who thought she could paint fog by mixing a warm color with a cool color
- matt240
here you go
- ********0
now that is stupid paulrand!
- ********0
"
Two guys were walking along a deserted beach and bored to tears. The first guy says: "Hey, I have an idea. Let's split up. You walk as far as you can that way down the beach, and I'll walk as far as I can the other way down the beach. We'll meet here tomorrow and tell each other what we did.
The other gentleman agreed and each man began walking in opposite directions down the beach.
The next day, they meet and the first guy says:
"So...Tell me about your day!"
The second guy smiled and said: "Oh, I had a great one! I found a small little oasis with a pond and some cool grass and spent the day swimming and eating coconuts from a tree! What happened to you?
His friend laughed and said: "You're never going to believe it!! I walked about five miles up the coast and came to these train tracks. I walked down the tracks about a mile and found this girl with the most incredible body I've ever seen tied to the rails! I untied her and carried her to some grass nearby and we spent all day and night having the most incredible sex I've ever had! This girl was amazing! We did everything together!"
The other guy looked at his friend in amazement and asked him..."Everything?"
"Everything!" he replied.
"Did she suck your dick?"
"Well...no...She didn't do that..." the man said with a sigh..."I couldn't find her head!"
"
- UnitedStates0
4cy. you must be a child or a grown troll. You have said nothing factual but have only spewed anti-american remarks in every thread. You are so prejudiced that it is now oozing out of your sick little mouth.
- ********0
shut up, loser.
- unknown0
simple, don't answer it
- jox0
"nothing but anti-american"
hahaha oh and of course you contribute with a lot to this DESIGN board, aren't you?
- unknown0
c'mon now children, no fighting!
- matt240
hehe - we have a newstoday dictator
- kodap0
You are proving the topic's name:
STUPID PEOPLE
- aliendn0
add political spammers
- chossy0
tee hee one of my pals thought a tiger was a female lion!. He was about 27 at the time. Tee hee, I once said para di g m shift instead of paradime shift( phonetically ) I am dumb likesey.
- aliendn0
i had a cup of orange juice in one hand that i was drinking and was holding a coffee for someone else, i accidentaly sipped the coffee for a second and my brain crashed for 3 seconds not comprehending why orange juice tasted so different
- chossy0
yeah my pal put water in a macdonalds cup and offered me some coke my brain crashed in the same way I would imagine weird.
- DutchBoy0
chossy, i used to think that too, and i used to pronounce 'paradigm' as well that way.
(0_o)
- Spix0
they all around.