Biofreak Cut-out
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- mayo0
is it the Hendrix wig? i'm curious
- mrdobolina0
time to jet, see yall tomorrow.
- Bio0
utility belt contents:
mostly salt tabs, liquor, a sack of chronic, some rolling papers, a taser, twine, guitar pics/strings, a couple of frogs, tweezers, infra red goggles, pliers, condoms (for the frogs), KY, apple seeds, a lighter, one blow up sheep doll, an afro wig, handcuffs, another taser, a magic 8ball, edible panties (for eating only), and some cock rings.
- mayo0
keep a bottle of clear nail polish in it in case you get a snag/tear in the spandex. I'm here to help you sister.
- mrdobolina0
what is in the utility belt (besides salt)?
- mayo0
You CAN'T wear a utility belt with spandex, it'll snag the material. Bold statement with the platform shoes though.
Actually, you should probably look into getting a set-up like the Midnighter as opposed to Batman (though i love me some Batman). The Midnighter sees cross-hairs on everyone's forhead :)
- Bio0
it is NOT a buckle...
it's my utility belt!!!
you know, like batman.but yes, unfortunatly, that IS spandex.
- mrdobolina0
mayo, I was just going to say that... HAHA love that belt buckle.
- mayo0
is that SPANDEX?!?!?!
- Bio0
http://www.lifeinsepia.com/nt/
try again. now there is a super spiffy new cutout for you!
feed him well!!!!!!!!!!
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- Bio0
ah yes. one of my favorite new words.
thanks for reminding me Dr. Mal
"my anus is salting! for the love of god and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS SALTING!!"
- Mal0
Sodiumized.
- Bio0
aaaarg! noooo!
just when i decided to be a recluse, you tell me to get out and meet people. damn.
i am sorry to say that i must isolate myself from the world for a little while. tired of person to person physical/verbal interaction. it is far too draining.
(see "people" thread for more details on how you too can be a hermit!)
- IloveQBN0
yes good idea, don't just sit there or life will pass you by and pretty soon you'll be an old man!
get out NOW!
- Bio0
apparently he gets a lot more action than i do.
of course i get zero action these days. might help if i peeped out from my door every once in a while. oh well.
- IloveQBN0
BIo is getting more action than everyone on this board combined!
lucky bastard :-)
- lifeinsodium0
I took my biofreak cut out to class today. he was in my bag on the floor - peeping out - looking under the skirt of the girl sitting next to me. lucky bastard.
- IloveQBN0
hehe
- Bio0
so long as he is full laminated.
but he really prefers to be washed in cold beer only.
- lifeinsodium0
can i wash my bio cut out with like colors in warm water?