He's behind you!
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- gimpster
Oh, no he's not!
Oh, yes he fuckin' is! Run like fuck!
The bold Mr Kelly returns to panto last night.
- unknown0
ha ha
- unknown0
lol
- Sapphire0
heh
- frankbb0
I bet his opening lines were
Hi boys and girls, I back!
- Embra0
No wonder Peter Pan flies so fucking fast.
Captain "Kiddy Fiddler" Hook is after his ass.
- Jnr_Madison0
I bet none of the parents will be letting the kids go 'back stage' tonight!
- unknown0
> What was Matthew Kelly doing in C&A?
> He heard boys pants were half off!
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> How do you save Matthew Kelly from drowning?
> Throw him a boy.
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> What is the difference between Matthew Kelly and
> whiskey? Nothing,they both come in small tots.
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> What is the difference between Matthew Kelly and
> a greyhound?
> Greyhounds wait for the hares.
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> What's the difference between Matthew Kelly and
> acne?
> Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on
> your face.
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> I hear Matthew Kelly is going to be the next Dr
> Who...
> ... apparently he will have two assistants, K9
> and Stacey, eleven.
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> Why wouldnt they let Matthew Kelly manage the
> England squad? Because
> he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.
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> Did you hear about Matthew Kelly's holiday?
> He went to Tampa with the children.
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- gimpster0
Superb jokes kingK!
:)
- Embra0
They're already winging there way on a Friday afternoon e-mail.
Who's the next celeb to get caught with their finger in the pie?
- Vinney20
There finger in the pie? Never heard a childs rectum called that.
- k0na_an0k0
his first act was as follows...
'now i need a volunteer from the audience, preferably a small lad... YES you there young man.'
-young buy approaches stage.
'now turn around... (as child turns around he with a slight of hand pulls down the childs pants from behind) now... does it feel like I have my thumb up your butt?' he asks.
-the child nervously says yes.
-he then holds out BOTH hands in front of the childs face and says 'TA DA!'
-crowd cheers