webbed feet
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- unknown
i've got webbed feet!, no seriously, four toes on one foot are webbed, NOT entirely uncommon i know...However, my lady wants me to go under the knife...get it sorted, put them right.so i can be normal, i've already went under the knife for her last year, getting my peasel tidied in the nature of judea. anybody had their webs corrected...???
- dstlb0
That's gonna slow down your swimming isn't it? Wouldn't bother, you might be needing that extra mph one day.
- gabe0
you got your peasel tidied?
ouch!
so the story behind your name
"burning spear" is rather self explanatory eh?
- IloveQBN0
I've never heard of people having webbed feet.
I think she should love you for who you are, don't let anyone change you if you are happy with your self.
tell her you'll do it only if she gets triple D implants first.
- Mick0
Are you a good swimmer? Those webs may come in handy when the greenhouse effect goes crazy and we all live in a water world.
Rather than removing the webs, you should ask the doc to cut some gills in your neck ;)
- Biofreak0
dude, what the fuck is wrong with your "lady"
man, i dont think i like her very much. ok... the pecker skinning is one thing... since she will be "using it". but the feet thing is not her concern. dont get them bitches "fixed" or i'll kick your ass.
i would kill for webbed toes. i have a friend who has slightly webbed feet and i think it is the damned coolest thing. (he isnt a very good swimmer though. haha).
tell your lady to fuck off and leave you alone.
- unknown0
Yeah she'd have to be a serious piece of ass that's up for anything sexually for me to go under the knife for her!
:P
- bent0
I want to see a picture of your feet brotha, how big are the webs?
And let me just say, damn, getting your hoodie removed this late in the game, do you miss it?
- InVivio0
Circumcision is insane. Unless you don't live in the vacinity of running water.
- outypants0
you've got to keep them man. my brother has webbed toes on one foot. too cool.
- TransFatty0
PICS!!!!!!!
- unknown0
I wanna see some pics!!!!
- InVivio0
Tell people your ancestors are from Atlantis.
- Jamesh0
Get a new woman.
- mitsu0
sell your webbies on ebay.
- frow0
SWEET FANCY MOSES!!!
You freak of nature! That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. What kind of substance abuse causes that!?
I dub thee Aquaman. How fun.
- TNM0
webbed feet = no toe cheez
- chach0
how many body piercings do you have?
- xrusos0
i'd get toe implants instead. then she wouldn't know the difference, and you can keep your webs.
- TransFatty0
AHAHAH