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- mitsu0
"I like a girl with a little junk in the trunk"
no, don't say that.
just treat her with a 'nothing to lose attitude' and you'll be fine. girls like confidence too. but don't overdo it with a big ego.
confidence is key.
- snowtrooper0
i heard going down on a woman is always a good one on the first date
- Carty0
things i've said to my girlfriend.
1. i like you. thats why you get ___ed so often.
2. don't wear that to work it looks sleasy.
3. if it wasnt for you i'd be alot happier. [it was a joke]
4. u taste just like candy!
5. i like you cause you're a lady in public and a freak in private.
6. no sex for you. you piss me off!
7. i'm not your bitch eh?
8. i'm not a your girfriend either.
9. i love you, thats why i'm taggin that ass after this movie.
10. its you or the TV? how many channels do you get?pimp.
- octavius0
I don't think taxidermied is a word. You can refer to something as taxi·dermic or taxi-dermal, however. Regardless, try to stay away from this word on first dates.
Taxi-cabs, taxi-rides,Judd Hirsch : all good romantic topics.
- lifeinbinary0
Carty, the Tao of Steve sure looks like something to live by. Write a book, help me out :)
- 5dp0
Pimp.. I hear ya.
nice perspective. I'm prolly gonna lay off the gift all together..
keep it casual and nonchalant about the whole thing.
-clink'
- 5dp0
Carty,
Some nice lines you got there. It's always nice to toy with them.. kinda teasin' them at the same time as the insult..
damn u should keep track of those sayings.. very humourous, but dont let the ladies see em'
-clink'
- Carty0
if she is special... and worth it, be nice but not over nice... be sweet but not too sweet that she'll get cavities, be at your best and then be gone.
truss me... desparation smells like teen spirit and girls smell that shit from miles away... the best is to look like you dont need her... i emphasize need... never need a girl... rule #1. make her need you...
- BlueTree0
An 8x10 Glossy of David Hasslehoff.
Girls, Germans and German Girls love him.
- lifeinbinary0
Carty, take me on as a student and show me the ways of the pimp.
- mitsu0
and keep this stuff in your head on your date!!!
i fooked up a few weeks back by telling my date (on a thursday night) that we were going to hang out sunday.... doh!
WAAYYYY too soon. It's easy to mess up if they're just hanging all over you, so you have to avoid any temptations of being Mr. Nice.
- lifeinbinary0
I dont get it. Why do things have to be so darn complicated?
Why the rules and the games?
Poor guys like me who dont want to (or can't) deal with all that crap spend weekends sitting on the computer posting at forums.
- Carty0
know that i only pimp pictures and not girls eh?
i just am an old school playa. my boys and i are all down with the tao... but we kinda live it... my boy dave... his girl is ms. brasil, and he treats her ummm like... well not ms. brasil! but understand how he got her is the same as how i hooked with many ummm "pretties" he said this...
"you look sick!!" stay away from me or you might get jumped.
shes now his girl...i talk so much shit... really... but the shit i talk gets girls naked... thats just about it... if you are in toronto and about it... holla we will school ya on the art of not goin home alone....
pimp.
- mrdobolina0
Give her gonnorhea on the first date.
- unknown0
asking for love advice.. at a nerd site...
- Mick0
Get a shirt printed saying "I found my new nerd boyfriend on News TOday and all I got was this lousy T-shit.
- unknown0
If you want to get her something, do it. It's not going to change whether the two of you hit it off or not but I would get her a little something. flowers or a cd or something. nothing too expensive
good luck and have fun!
- Sapphire0
a diamond ring will always work
trust me
- Carty0
nerdsite? listen just because you're a nerd doesnt mean everyone is.
NT is a revolution. those that have joined said revolution feel like they can ask anything here cause this is the place where those in the know about "things that look nice" live for a better tomorrow. once the name callin starts, peeps get offended.
just because "first date" are 2 words you rarely string together and your self being a little square, don't hate cause someone else with a lead on a possible future X girlfriend asks a question here. this is a better tomorrow. and for callin any one a name... you suck. and likely alone.
this is the pimp talkin.
- Sapphire0
and maybe some chocolates